Will the Bush twins introduce daddy warbucks at the RNC?

[Swede]

They is edjucated and all.

[andino]

1. Depends

They may be too drunk to do it.

[Pachamama]

2. Our Daddy is so AMAZING!

Really, he is...and he told us to tell you that....

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Can't you TOTALLY see David Cross

(comedian who HATES bush) doing an impersonation of the boosh twins introducing him? With that high-pitched, stupid sounding falsetto voice Cross does?

(Applause)
"Hee hee, hee hee, thanks, hee hee!"

"Umm, hee hee....hee hee. Thanks!"

"Um, oh my God, hee hee."

"I know, oh my God, hee hee."

(Five minutes and they still haven't said anything, that apple don't fall far from the tree, do it?)

[physioex]

9. It's more like this...

Um oh my God, hehe hehe
Liek we was at a bar once..
Um oh my God, we was like sooo drunk
Then umm we started hehehe playin with these guys..
Then ummm they thought the Secret Service was our boyfriends
And umm ehheheh there was like this big fight
And it was soooo kewl....

[Octafish]

4. "When my pet frog turned up missin'..."

"My duhddie said he'd go out lookin' for it with his BB-gun and M-80s. The thing never did show up, agin, like the Fritz boy. But duddie'd go 'n' buy me a new frog! Did it a lot."

[Swede]

6. "I remember tha time daddy and his dawgs was huntin' for bugs!

Yessiree that was fun."

[Aftershock]

5. "When my pet dog was dying...

daddy got out his shotgun and put it out of its misery. Thank you daddy! The doggie was a terraist anyways!"

[LibDemAlways]

7. They'll appear in low-slung jeans and

ratty t-shirts that say "For a good time call...." Then they'll tell a cute story about how they called their dad for bail money after each and every arrest. The crowd will love it, and will go wild when they stick their tongues out and do a synchronized "Girls Gone Wild" shirt lift at the end.

Brit Hume will comment that the girls are "refreshing" and "genuine."
Hannity will proclaim that their behavior was "all in good fun."
O'Reilly will call anyone who criticizes them an "unpatriotic America hater who ought to shut up, shut up."

By the end of the convention they'll be too wasted to appear on stage.

[DrRock]

8. ^

Kerry's daughter's seem very educated and well spoken. Can you imagine Bush's dingbat daughters pulling off the same kind of speech?

[physioex]

10. Apple doesn't fall from the tree...

I am sure they can barely read and write..
And got in cause Daddy was pResident.....When will this viscous circle end.... :shrug:

[Tight_rope]

12. The thought of them torturing us would be too much to bear!

[physioex]

14. I think they have to put em on...

Cause the Kerry daughters at the convention really wowed everyone.....

[RowWellandLive]

13. Cut it out!!!

Kerry's daughters seemed like vacant, wannabe, empty headed, ugly, fools. They came armed with ridiculous, laughable, fake, and contrived, "heartfelt" stories. I expect no less from the bubble headed valley girl Bush twins. They are much better looking though if anyone really cares.

My point is that this "war" of the daughters is completely pathetic and mindless. They are all pampered, mindless, sheltered, privileged, no it alls without an opinion worth a darn.

Not their fault but go away Alex, Vanessa, Jenna, and Barbara, all Princesses of Privilege. None of you have any real connection to the real world so please do not try and fake it.

Thank you!!!

[Gemini Cat]

15. Huh?

Alex and Vanessa were wonderful.

What you said was bloody rude.

[physioex]

16. Sorry you feel that way...

You called these girls "priveleged" and yes that is true. They are probably more wealthy than most common folk like us, but I would never hold that against anyone. It's almost like you have a sense of class envy and strangely I never felt that way about anyone. We shall see what they do in life and judge them based on their actions. But people of "privelege" like Ron Regan and Chelsea Clinton have grown up and turned out rather well, so I would say your assertion isn't necessarily true.....

Yes the Bu$h twins are better looking, but listen to them talk for five minutes, and the Kerry daughters will start lookin awhole lot better...Guess you don't know much about women...

[RowWellandLive]

18. I am a woman

and I have no class envy since I am quite well off. Try again with your stereotypes

[monarch]

19. You may not have "class envy"

but your negative comments show that you are clearly not "well off" in any way other than financially.

[physioex]

27. I don't use stereotypes...

Congratulations on being "well off", but we may not have the same standards. As a "woman", I hope you are capable of looking at charcteristics when you judge a person.....

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[redstateblues]

23. The Kerry girls are at least doing something besides partying.

I believe it is hard to get into Med school with an empty head.

[Swede]

24. You have got to be kidding.

The Kerry girls showed class and intelligence.

[RetroLounge]

26. Tad Bitter, table for one...

must be lonely where you live...

RL

[merh]

28. And jealousy rears its ugly head and clouds the judgment of

another poor soul. How envy can do this to some, it is so odd.

The Kerry's daughters were gracious and their speeches from the heart. They did not come off as "know it alls" (which by the way, you did not spell that correctly but I understand as envy seems to have altered your perception). Do you know them personally? If you do not, then how can you say that they "are all pampered, mindless, sheltered, privileged, no it alls without an opinion worth a darn"?

The repukes have run on the platform that requires that the children be heard as well as seen, especially if the children are adults.

Hope you chill out, you are going to cause yourself a stroke.

[Tight_rope]

11. Of course...they can't resist!...or should I say Rove can't resist!

[Beloved Citizen]

17. Like, you know, he's my father?

And like I wouldn't be here, you know, if it wasn't for him?

[Mad As Hell]

21. The Kerry girls are better looking than

the Bush twins. Classy girls. The Bush twins look and act like trash and Jenna is fat. The Kerry girls were a spectacular addition to the convention.

[union_maid]

22. According to the younger men I know....

out of the four, Alexandra Kerry is the hottie. I'm not going to dump on the Bush twins...yet. They're very young and so far their political affiliation is an accident of birth. Of course, that's subject to change as they begin to "own" their views. The Kerry women (because they might be daughters but they're not kids) seem to me to be intelligent, beautiful, articulate and genuine. I particularly admire the fact that they seem to be commited to change in this country. I think they'd be working for that anyway, but campaigning for their father is the most effective thing they can do right now.

[maynard]

25. Kerry girls will win any comparison

Just watching the twins on he campaign trail shows real "attitude" about being forced to campaign for dad. Fashion and classiness comparisons were on Access Hollywood last night. Kerry girls won!