Equations for Bush

[gulliver]

Bush =
.25 x (Eddie Haskell + Tartuffe) +
.1 x Judge Smales +
.1 x John Quincy Adams +
.1 x That One Guy from American Pie +
.1 x Barbara Bush +
.05 x Caligula

[unblock]

1. bush < man(kerry)/2

bush isn't half the man kerry is.

[unblock]

2. america / bush

bush is a divider

[mconvente]

3. here's one

November 2nd = J^2

[newyawker99]

6. Hi mconvente!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[DemoTex]

4. I'm glad your equation yields x < 1.00. Bu$h is no whole man.

Nor does Bu$h get even close, certainly not infinitely close (as the calculus might describe), to being a whole man, or unity.

[gulliver]

5. He certainly is "limited."

Unless you measure gall.

[jdj]

7. %100 percent of every role James Spader has ever played

but he does it while imitating Larry Hagman's J.R. Ewing.

(If James Spader has ever played a non-sociopath then I retract this for that role only)