What will W do when he loses the election?

[bleedingheart]

Clearly he is unfit to go on a speaking tour. Perhaps the Baseball commission will give him a job???

I envision him returning to his drunken roots just pissing away time on his ranch....

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. He'll say satan interfered with the recounts. n/t

[mrbill]

2. chimpy always wanted to be commissioner of baseball

president was second choice.

[bleedingheart]

7. Fortunate Son mentioned that...

i wish he had gotten his first choice.

[Flammable Materials]

3. Remember when Rove said Clinton administration trashed the WH?

If they don't barricade themselves in the White House and refuse to leave, I suspect something along the lines of the aformentioned vandalism.

I mean, it's clear that they have absolutely no respect for the office or the country.

[blueknight]

5. hopefully

just go away, and take his brother with him

[bleedingheart]

6. You know...if they barricaded themselves in the White House it

would signal the depths to which the GOP has sunk...

[SoDesuKa]

4. Play Fetch With His Dog

Barney hides the stick and Bush hunts for it. Fun for Barney, and educational for Bush!

[Warpy]

8. I doubt he'll spend time on that stage set

He's always been a city boy, and I doubt the rural life will hold any charm for him.

My guess is that he'll spend most of his time in Houston, and be shipped around the country several times a year to extort money from the corporate and the religiously insane. In between trips, he'll undoubtedly be oiling his brains.

I think it's pretty obvious he's returned to binge drinking, and that he's been on a really short leash for about 6 weeks now, and will be until after November 2. Alcoholism's a bitch of a disease, and untreated alcoholics generally return to drinking, no matter how much they love Jesus.

As for that stage set of a ranch, he'll probably manage to unload it on some Texan with more money than brains, or persuade the Texas lege to buy it to turn into a monument.

[vogonity]

20. Re: binge drinking

I agree about the drinking. I also think that his use of prescription meds has been catching up with him. It does seem that he has been on a tighter leash than usual. I wonder what precipitated it.

Let's face it. The man is going to have to use any means available to him to aid in his denial of the harm he has caused our country and the rest of the world. I don't care what method he uses as long as he goes away. Shit man I'll send him a case of Jim Beam as long as he stays down at his little dirt farm.


GWB-- Worst President in American History. Period

[Stanchetalarooni]

9. RETHUGLICAN ARMCHAIR QB

Sitting back. Plotting strategery!

[CrispyQ]

10. I think he will be greatly relieved! He's in over his head.

Remember the Mission Accomplished speech? He looked like he was about to cry. That kind of adulation is what he wants everyday & thinks he deserves. As he continues to take more & more heat about his poor performance & policies, his presidency spirals into a death thrall, & he can’t handle it. Like all bullies, he can dish it out but he can’t take it. What a loser. I think he’ll be relieved to return to Crawford & clearing brush.

[pinniped]

11. Go back to hell where he came from...

and I hope the devil recalls the rest of his entire POS family too.

Creep veep will "officially" return to that criminal company that raped our taxpayers.

But they really need to face war crimes charges. Prison for life or worse.

[Tsiyu]

12. Desperately trying to Hurt Kerry

He will be joining up with all his Pukey friends trying to get pictures of Kerry's pee-pee.

When Clinton was bombing the Taliban, all of the Repukes were too worried about Bill's pee-pee, because they never advanced beyond grade school fascination with others' private parts. "A terrorist ready to attack this country?" they said, astounded that Clinton was using the military to defend America.

"Now, Mr. Clinton, aren't you going after Osama Bin Laden to take the heat off the Lewinsky thing? Why are you trying to divert our attention to TERRORISTS when your PEE-PEE is on TRIAL here?"

Oh, yeah. Expect more of that....

[BiggJawn]

13. Declare Martial Law and suspend the Constitution.

And refuse to leave the White House. Cheney will be so far underground in that bunker he had built under the USNO that it will take a MOAB to smoke him out.

[Eric J in MN]

23. Won't happen. They depend on an illusion of democracy.

They may steal the election through rigged voting machines, but if Kerry is announced the winner on the night of November 2, 2004, Bush will leave the White House.

[comradebillyboy]

14. if kerry doesn't pull his head out of his ass

the issue is purely speculative

[WilliamPitt]

15. He'll get a corner office at Carlyle and maybe run the company

into the ground. Wouldn't be the first time...or the second...or the third.

[Iris]

16. Hey! That's what I was going to say! n/t

[tabasco]

21. That would be the best thing he's ever done for his country.

Even if it isn't on purpose.

I was shocked when they nominated the putz, and thought if he is actually elected, it will be the end of the republican party as we know it. I think that has come to pass.

I suspect W will be marginalized by the repugs as they attempt to regroup their party after the debacle known as the Bush II administration.

[area51]

30. Bush

gsh999 said:

"I was shocked when they nominated the putz...."

That's one of the things that gets me about Bush; I mean, this POS is the best the nazi party can put forward?

[Vickers]

17. "Clearly he is unfit to go on a speaking tour." Har!

:toast:

Has he got all the brush cleared from that "ranch" yet? GodDAMMIT, has't that ignorant fuckstick ever heard of a TRACTOR?

[greekspeak]

18. Get his five buddies down at the SCOTUS to declare the election void?

Stamp impudently until Bar has to come in and breast feed him (ha)? Cry until his and Laura's fetid love bed is full of his tears and Laura's stepford implants short out? Cry to HW to come and fix the problem for him?

[Yuna]

24. One of the justices

Came out some time ago regretting that ruling. As such it is highly unlikely he could get the court to side with him again.

[Vickers]

33. Huh? Would you have a reputable link to them saying that?

I just can't imagine one of the Supremes opening themselves up to BFEE retaliation like that.

[Snotcicles]

19. The same thing

he did when he lost the last election, keep bumbling around while everyone around him looks the other way. Hopefully it will be after his White House eviction.

[Yuna]

22. He will pardon him self

and everyone else associated with him.

He will also use the time he has left in office to make sure things are as big a mess as possible for kerry to deal with.

[magnolia]

25. What I want him to do...

...is fulfill his military obligation with a tour of duty in Iraq along with the rest of the National Guard! The pubs claim that four months in combat is a piece of cake so if "sensitive liberal guy" Kerry can handle it, "tough guy W" should have no problem.

[leesa]

26. He will continue to make beau coup bucks for the Crime Family

instead of being in jail where he belongs.

[neebob]

27. I think Dick Cheney told us last week

What Bush himself will actually do is anybody's guess.

[NoPasaran]

28. Hopefully, he'll have a new career

Making license plates.

[bleedingheart]

35. I only wish for this one..

[mitchum]

29. Sell Amway?

[hatrack]

31. Can you say "televangelist"?

Sure, I knew you could!

[Dr Fate]

32. He will sell the ranch and go back to the country club in Maine...

...retain his original Thurston Howell III accent- and remain pretty loaded on whiskey.

[SOS]

34. His first action

will be to get on the phone and scream at the CEO of Diebold for not switching enough votes from Kerry to Bush.

[baldguy]

36. He'll go insane.

After all, he's a marginal personality to begin with and he's been told he's God's gift to humanity for the last four years - and he thinks he's been told this by God himself.

Nobody lets him see bad news. Nobody lets him see the huge protests that follow him everywhere he goes. Nobody asks him difficult questions.

He's a non-recovered acholholic former cocaine addict who's on anti-depressants and possibly antipsychotics.

Nov 3 is going to be a massive dose of reality for him, and I predict he won't be able to handle it.