Hilarious! RNC attack on Kerry: flip flop on podium lights!

[Dickie Flatt]

Check it out: RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie On Reports John Kerry Wanted Timer Lights Removed From His Podium After Agreeing To Have Timer Lights On His Podium:

RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie: "Only John Kerry Could Be For The Lights Before He Was Against The Lights."

We so won.

[deadparrot]

1. straws....grasping...

[WindRavenX]

2. OMG

Pathetic. Even for that douche Gillespie.

[Vickers]

3. Har! They are FUCKED!

:toast:

[Chovexani]

4. Desperation, thy name is Ed Gillespie

OMFG you can't be serious...he's always been a pathetic little weasel but that's desperate even for him.

[deadmessengers]

5. Is that the best they can do?

Forget the issues. Forget the facts. Let's just say that Kerry flipflopped on some minor inconsequential issue.

Never mind the fact that the Chimperor got the flashing red light on damn near EVERY QUESTION, and getting rid of them would have only benefited Bush.

Lights, no lights, temperature, no temperature. Kerry would have still beaten Shrub tonight with half his brain cells tied behind his back.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

6. that line is getting so tired

what's next, wil the GOP start using waynespeak or asking 'where's the beef"?

[fob]

7. Here's my "We SO Won" moment

Larry king: bush* said AQ Khan has sbeen brought to justice, would you agree?

Karen Huge: Uhhhh, ahhhhh, AQ Khan has had his ability to proliferate nuclear weapons on the black market severely rolled back. Blah blah blah about Iraq being something or another

King: But what about AQ Khan? He's not in jail, he was pardoned by pres musharref...

Karen Huge: Uhhhh, Lissten AQ Khan and hiss network has been, uh, devastated. Blah blah Iraq, uhhh, blah blah blah.




Quotes not EXACT but the essence is there.