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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61479NEW CELL PHONES LET YOU REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE -- FROM THE DEAD!
Govt. using device for war on terrorism!
By Stanley Donaldson A Revolutionary new cell phone lets you talk to the dead -- for just five cents a minute! The unique device, developed by a secret division of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), uses molecular energy waves, which are as different as fingerprints, to locate and communicate with the deceased -- no matter how long they've been dead.
"This energy becomes embedded in any object that touches our bodies for an extended period of time, such as a wedding ring or a pendant," explains a DARPA researcher who has used the phone to talk with his dead father. "A special scanner reads the energy waves from the object, then uses the waves to connect with the afterlife."
Pentagon officials hope to contact history's greatest political and military leaders to obtain advice for the war on terrorism. So far they've spoken with Abraham Lincoln, Dwight Eisenhower and Gen. George Patton.