things to say to WITHER your right wing co-workers this morning:

[mopaul]

say ralph, did'ya happen to catch the debate on t.v. last night?

say ruth, ol kerry made a pretty good show of it huh?

nice debate last night huh sid? what happened to your boy dubya? looked like he had a corn cob us his ass, what's up with that huh?

today should be a lot of fun for us liberal gloaters huh?

[DebJ]

1. I'm just going to smile like the Cheshire Cat and make them

bring it up!

[jeff30997]

2. Hehehe...

:evilgrin:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

3. Or: "Gosh, was Dubya ill last night? He looked like he wanted to hurl".

[mopaul]

4. at least your boy bush didn't shit his pants or cry huh?

[mark11727]

10. Today's headline in the Moonie Times...

"BUSH DOES NOT SH*T HIMSELF, WINS DEBATE"

[OneTwentyoNine]

5. Hey..Uh just how many glasses of water did Bush drink last night?

While Kerry was laying out plans on how to get us out of this nightmare Bush was chugging water by the pitcher full. No wonder he left quickly after the debate,probably had to go take a piss.

David

[mopaul]

6. looked like w was pissing in a jar behind the podium huh Steve?

and moving around like a little kid who has to pee

[mark11727]

11. Gotta-go, gotta-go, gotta-go right now...

[The Backlash Cometh]

7. Or, say, 'Oh, I'm sure Bush will do better on the Economy debates'

<snarf, snarf>

[mopaul]

8. snarf snarf.....that's the word of the day for me

i'm so happeeeee, oh so hapeeeeee

[mark11727]

12. Pleez Mr Preznit, tell us about all the JOBS we've gained in four years...

[mopaul]

9. gee mark, bush was standing on a step ladder but he still looked tiny

what's up with that huh?

[mopaul]

13. the president certainly looked NIXONIAN last night huh Hal?

[Swamp Rat]

14. "Boy, Dubya sure looked short standing next to Kerry!"

"They must have given your guy Bush some phone books to stand on?"

"Why did Bush look so scared? I'm mean, he was stuttering for fear of Kerry."

[Vickers]

15. "Dude, what was with Georgie's cotton mouth?"

:spank:

[VaYallaDawg]

16. My favorites of all were

the "mexed missages" -- no, the "missed mexxages" - I was just waiting for the "massed Mexicans" to come out!!! What fun!!!!

[Brewman_Jax]

17. He made it through the whole debate without a drink!

but he looked like he wanted to throw up! :puke:

[auburngrad82]

18. How about "Do they do random drug tests on Presidents?"

After last night Dubya's going to go get stoned.