Pentagon wants only "uplifiting" news out of Iraq.

[slojim240]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0930/dailyUpdate.html

No more "freedom of the press."

[Kierkegaard]

1. I hear The Sound of Music will get some pretty heavy coverage

on opening night at the Bagdad Theater...

[movonne]

2. Is there any???

[mike_c]

3. Lassie has been spotted doing good deeds in Baghdad....

Film at 11:00....

[gmoney]

4. cricket... cricket... cricket...

sound of crickets

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. I am uplifting for them.

I am uplifting both my middle fingers in their direction. ;-)

[Cleita]

6. The Pentagon is saying this?

Are they mustering for military rule? Interesting. This kept Hitler in power. The 'independent of a state' military decided to back him. So anyone who wanted to rule in Germany back then had to have the backing of the military. If our military backs Shrub through this election we are in deep doo-doo.

So what may make them do this? Mars mission comes to mind? Invading other countries who disagree with us and have stuff we want also comes to mind. Don't worry about the military being short staffed. Once they get the power they want, and this first term of his becoming a wartime President was only the beginning of putting their chess pieces in place, we will have a draft right down to the twelve and fourteen year olds who had to fight in the last days of WWII.

[nostamj]

7. "Can You Tell Me How to Get Down To

...Saddam's Old Street?"

Oscar the Grouch, as owner of a garbage can, will be the Donald Trump of "Saddam's Old Street"...

care to name the rest of the cast?

[bobthedrummer]

8. That's why they took reprisals for the Blackwater mercenaries

that shot women and kids in the face protesting the shutdown of a Fallujah newspaper that was reporting on Abu Ghraib.

Good news, KBR will no longer charge wounded GI's in US military hospitals for their food.
:hurts: