Hey where's Ashcroft?

[jn2375]

Is he in Cheney's hide out until after the election?

[immoderate]

1. Ashcroft? Who's Ashcroft?

--IMM

[Sugarbleus]

4. LOL...

I was wondering where the "'Eagle Soaring' loony toons" is myself.

[annabanana]

2. He's getting the October Plan ready

Massive troop deployment in advance of the election (to keep those pesky democr...er....terrists away from our ballots)

[Fovea]

3. half dead, I suspect

The medical emergency was a lot worse than is let on.
It takes years to stagger back from severe common duct disease.
He is a broken man, keeping a feeble grasp on AG.

[punpirate]

5. From the RNC convention...

... all the neo-cons have been under wraps, except for Bush and Cheney, who, for obvious reasons, have to be out front to lead the charge. There's been very little news of all the others that have been busily subverting government to their own purposes.

Expect it to remain that way until the election. If they lose, they'll be working overtime to push through every bit of legislation they can before their ouster, and if they win, they'll be like pheasants on fence posts the day after hunting season is over, announcing their grand plans for the next four years....

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. He's avoiding flying again

and any appearances in federal buildings.

[Mandate My Ass]

7. Doing undercover surveillance

at Antonin Scalia's house.

I bet his eagle is getting sore too.

[DebJ]

8. him and Condi

[ThomWV]

9. He's Out Feeding On The Living

It just popped into my head, thought you might like it.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

10. In the tree fort

with the rest of the FARTers (Faction for America's Radical Transformation) planning their next nefarious stunt.

[Me.]

11. Busy Devising A Plan for The Internment of

Calico Cats.

[jn2375]

12. Stuffed in a cave

[phish420]

13. I was thinking the same question about Condi

Both are MIA

[alittlelark]

14. Odd how most of *'s cabinet

have to hide out before this election.