Freepers pretending to be clever

[Arkana]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1234628/posts

Their "DUmmie FUnnies" are a collection of quotes that they apparently find funny from DU. Of course, when you live in a Bush-induced haze, everything is funny.

I say we start "Freeper Fools," but we'd have too many quotes every day to begin with.

[Gato Moteado]

1. can we call it the "freeper filth"?

or is that too redundant?

[JuniorPlankton]

2. Are you wearing a biohazard suit

when you go to their lair?

[stryker18]

13. I do indeed

This is air napkin...just under a different name cause I'm at work and can't remember the other password.

[da_chimperor]

3. It's always nice to see freepers struggling

to overcome their limited IQs. At least they try, and the results are amusing for the rest of us. :evilgrin:

[ixion]

4. I think they really love us

otherwise why would they pay any attention to us at all. :evilgrin:

Deep down inside they wish they were half as smart as DU'ers. :grr:

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. One slight modification

"Freaker Fantasies" :P

[Momgonepostal]

6. I skimmed the initial post...

and read just the comments in brackets. I though, "Yeah some of those are stupid comments, not DU at our best," but then I realized the bracketed stuff was THE FREEPER'S VIEWPOINT. LOL

[Parche]

7. freep

I love that car one, the Beattles would have supported John Kerry
only country morons support bush
And Kerry can play the guitar, and Clinton the sax
They are very talented
GW Bush can play the kazoo

[nostamj]

8. DU has mopaul............... FR has.............. this:

[fob]

11. No Fair!! They also have Mallard Fillmore which is the funniest

and most poignant...

Ah nevermind, I can't even finish the parody because they suck so bad.

[amber dog democrat]

9. Makes me grateful I don't have to socialize with these folk.

Never doubted they were out there. May they enjoy each other's company.

[skygazer]

10. Why are they all about Nader?

Is that all they can find? And none of them are particularly off the wall anyway. ~yawn~

[BiggJawn]

15. Nader is their hero.

Why else would they be all "For" Ralphe if they didn't realize he's just in the race to suck votes from Kerry?
Can't be any other reason. After all, is Ralph running on ANY platform other than "I'm the Anti-Bush and the Anti-Kerry!"?
I don't know of any.

[ObaMania]

12. Get a Brain! Morans

[sui generis]

14. we could have an entire forum on freepers

but then nobody would go to any of the other forums and Comedy Central would just have to shut down -- no competition. Heck, Skinner could probaby sell advertising . . .

Or would it be more scholastic? Learned students of human behavior testing out hypotheses of freeper mating behaviors and other esoteric learning channel topics?