Who should fill in for Novak on CNN?

[Ilsa]

The convict of the day was G.Gordon Liddy. Please vote for and nominate others to represent the right wing crooks:

[wryter2000]

1. Other

Bela Lugosi

[WMliberal]

4. Max Schreck

With a special light for the long fingers

[high density]

2. Pat Boone

Maybe he could sell some gold on there while he's at it.

[iwantmycountryback]

3. A baseball

[DURHAM D]

5. John Poindexter .

[billybob537]

6. Cheney

we don't need novak "the middleman" anyway.

[AIJ Alom]

7. Ann Coulter. It's about time the Republicans had a real man on that show!

All kidding aside. I'd love to see her get trounced by Begala and Carville.

I've read her columns and though she claims she writes with humor, most of it is short on facts and baseless drivel that panders to the right and sells her books.

Just like Drudge and Foxnews, they act conservative, demonize everyone else as liberal, just to make a buck.

[Owlet]

8. Ari Fleischer

He must really miss all the spinning, lying and general bullshit.

[htuttle]

9. I read that Liddy was terrible today

He should stay.

:evilgrin:

[BlueNomad]

10. an

inflatable doll. Use your imagination.

[DURHAM D]

11. John W. McCord - Liddy's other partner in crime.

[DS1]

12. The Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt

[Jackpine Radical]

13. Bela Lugosi. (Yeah, yeah, I know he's dead. What's your point?)

[polmaven]

14. There is, IMHO, no other choice...

Matt Drudge MUST be the one.

[ParanoidPat]

15. A large, old russet potato......

.....the 'eyes' on it would see just about as well as Novak. :evilgrin:

[OneTwentyoNine]

16. Limbaugh,it would be the FIRST time he's ever debated ANYONE..

Oh...I'd about give my left nut to see Carville go after that Pill sucking idiot.

David

[TheDonkey]

17. a dead rat (nt)

[WMliberal]

18. max schreck from "Nosferatu"

No need for dialogue. Just spooky lighting and a sinister piano score. At the return from each commercial break, he'll do the famous rise from the coffin.

[Rowdyboy]

19. Lieberman

I know, I know he's a little more conservative than Novak, but they come from the same place.

[goclark]

20. Zell Miller

[Swamp Rat]

21. Kissinger!

[zbdent]

22. Empty chair - the ratings will go through the roof!

n/t

[goodboy]

23. Alan Colmes...(nt)

[Jacobin]

24. Charles Manson (It would be a step up)

[ReadTomPaine]

25. Novak would be easy to replace...

Just pin a helium balloon to his empty seat, attach a mask with his likeness on it and run a tape recorder that hurls insults.

The only thing missing would be the flecks of spit flying out of his mouth when he start to really get unstable, but I don't think anyone would miss that detail.

That said, Liddy would be hoot.

RTP

[Michael Harrington]

26. Is Lucifer busy?

Working with Rove and all, I know he doesn't have much time, but I'd think he could spare a measly 30 minutes.

[KellyPaDem]

27. A Parrot

After all that's all Novak does anyway... Parrot Republican's talking points. Come to think of it he could stand in for the president at the debates too.