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botchan Donating Member (160 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:37 PM
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KERRY TOOK SOMETHING OUT OF HIS POCKET!!!
Maybe it was an electronic device that cause Dubya to be unable to finish a complete sentence? Maybe it caused Dubya to continually repeat himself?

Oh wait, he is just dumb! No script, no sentences :)

Anyway, it will be "hard work" trying to take down Kerry on this one...

Continue the puns!
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Big Kahuna Donating Member (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:40 PM
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1. It was obviously some kind of mind-control device,
like Calvin's "Cretinizer" :)
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:27 AM
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13. wont work..bush lost his mind
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:41 PM
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2. This taxi is off duty.
Let it go...
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Arancaytar Donating Member (249 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:42 PM
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3. It was a radio signal jammer.
He turns it on, and *poof* there goes Dubya's earpiece Remote Control. Obvious, isn't it?
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:42 PM
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4. w was tired from raising the dead & healing lepers
and walking on water. the freeps just can't admit that the guy they supported ACTUALLY IS AN IDIOT.
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:43 PM
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5. I think it was kryptonite. He needed it to weaken super George and
steal victory!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:56 PM
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8. Kryptonite sounds about right


turned him from this









to this

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redpepper Donating Member (31 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:45 PM
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6. Man can't talk and think at the same time.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 05:48 PM
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7. It jammed the radio signals to the receiver implanted in Bush's head
Therefore, Cheney was unable to answer the questions for Bush, so he had to do it for himself.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 06:11 PM
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9. "could have been a cheat sheet", "Could have been a cheat sheet", "could
Edited on Mon Oct-04-04 06:12 PM by sam sarrha
have been a cheat sheet"!!! "but it was just a pen.." and Bush was such a good guy he didn't complain about Kerry breaking the 'debate' rules and bringing a "Tangible Object".

:puke:
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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 06:13 PM
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10. and apparently, so did bush
close-up at half speed

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951 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 06:15 PM
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11. Looks like a pen to me
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-04-04 06:18 PM
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12. Asshole Sean Insannity was making a big deal out of it
today on his radio show. He said that the rules of the debate stated that no one could bring any papers, pens or notes. They had to be put there by the debate staff.
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:36 AM
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14. Yes it was


More likely it was this;


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