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Tue Oct-05-04 11:10 AM
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Edwards has NO chance against Cheney tonight |
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Cheney has won over a thousand debates, he is a master-debater, this guy could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
I have no faith in Edwards none whatsoever.
::sigh:: we might as well just give up and hand the election over.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:12 AM
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1. Cheney could sell refrigerators to Antarctica. |
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We're dooomed, doomed I tell ya.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:19 PM
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46. Mr. Apple Pie is gonna squash Satan tonight |
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Edited on Tue Oct-05-04 12:21 PM by prayin4rain
Ooooops I meant to reply to the general topic....sorry...but yeah the Antarctica thing too ;)
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Tue Oct-05-04 02:05 PM
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59. Cheney could sell snowblowers on Waikiki beach..... |
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We're dead meat,goners I tell you....
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Tue Oct-05-04 04:42 PM
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64. I HATE YOUR GUTS noahmijo I really really do! |
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If you don't have faith in your own guy how the hell do you expect anyone else to?
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Tue Oct-05-04 04:48 PM
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66. Umm,eh.....ah well never mind...nt |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:12 AM
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:39 AM
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35. Such an attractive man! What hope has John Edwards? |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:54 AM
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The moment Dickie talks out of both sides of his mouth at once, well, that's all she wrote. America loves beauty. So, what can be done, really? :shrug:
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Tue Oct-05-04 04:39 PM
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63. Yeah I 'd buy something from someone with a face like that. |
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That is enough to make children go screaming into the night. Wonder if they are going to have a halloween mask of him?
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:12 AM
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3. Is this an anti-jinx or lowered expectations thread? |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:13 AM
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Cheney has a cyber-tronic warp-engine heart which pumps extra lymph to his brain and makes him faster on his paws.
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Tue Oct-05-04 04:13 PM
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62. Oh, please, I do want to see Cheney trotting around the stage on his paws |
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snarling at Edwards. I'm sure that Edwards will run cowering as would be only expected from a trial lawyer.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:13 AM
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5. yeah and the sky is falling too... |
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I got an idea... let's just give up having any candidate on the ballot at all! We'll just let the Republicans wins since, by your searing statement, it is a forgone conclusion that Commander Bunnypants will win the election. /sarcasm off
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:15 AM
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7. ::elbow elbow:: anti-jinx thread man... |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:20 AM
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17. Missed the little winkie smile at the bottom, eh? |
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No worries, happens to all of us at times!
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:27 AM
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Its been a weird day. and tonight's debate will continue to stress me out until its over.
win or lose, tonight is a comfort food night!
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:14 AM
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Sarcasm on. Since Shrub and Dr. Death are soooo good, maybe we should cancel this unnecessary election. ;-) Sarcasm off.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:15 AM
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And I'll say it about Crashcart--he's a master (de)bator.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:20 AM
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16. 'master (de)bater'..would that be like reverse ejaculation? Seems |
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about right! Worse than 'you could ruin a wet dream' even!!! :evilgrin:
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Tue Oct-05-04 01:15 PM
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57. Ah, but the servant waits..... |
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while the master bates.
-History of the World Pt.1
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:15 AM
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9. The goodness and compassion oozing from Darth Cheney will so |
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overshadow the boyish enthusiasm of Edwards by such a length that Edwards would do well to not even show up.
tsk, tsk, a tough evening ahead...
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:16 AM
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10. Edwards is nothing more than a smart, |
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well spoken, good hearted, good looking young man. No way he can beat the most scary, evil, black-hearted senior citizen in the country. He should forfeit now.
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Tue Oct-05-04 04:09 PM
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61. You have wit, I am laughing my ass off. |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:17 AM
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Reverse phsycology, eh?
Edwards is gonna zipper the dick, and pinch it's head in the process. You men know what I mean, yaouchhh.
Edwards, the trial lawyer, will convict and pass sentence on the vp. It really is "Must See Tv."
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:18 AM
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12. Cheney has every advantage. He even gets to sit down.... |
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so his health/age isn't likely to be a problem. Drat!
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:19 AM
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14. Breck guy wins..Darth Vader loses.... |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:19 AM
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13. Cheney is a god! He comes out of the sky! |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:21 AM
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19. Woopee cushion on his chair... |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:20 AM
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15. Cheney's just going to rip John's head off |
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and eat him. Just like in a horror movie. Only with worse teeth.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:20 AM
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18. George Lucas got it wrong. |
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In reality, there is no way the dark lord of the sith would have lost to Luke Skywalker. Simply put, the amount of combat and leadership experience aquired my Darth Vader would have made his defeat impossible. So is the case with Darth Cheney and Luke Edwards. Toppling the dark lord is a task that Edwards is simply not capable or doing.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:22 AM
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20. Cheney knows EVERYTHING |
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It will be such a slaughter, Edwards may not be able to finish the debate.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:22 AM
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21. Cheney doesnt even need to talk, with one glare he will make edwards cry |
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When somone tries to rush to Edwards' defense, Cheney will shoot them with a freezing ray out of his left hand.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:23 AM
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22. they'll feed Cheney a couple of 10 year old girls beforehand... |
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...and he'll be unstoppable (as long as the debate is after sundown). Has anyone advised Edwards to wear garlic for his own protection? Cheney only has to lose control for an instant....
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:23 AM
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23. Let me see..last week who was called and master debater...and who won.... |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:27 AM
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and to the world of sarcasm ;)
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:23 AM
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24. cheney's dazzling smile |
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and open, warm demeanor will make the nation forget about Bush's slight attack of gas last thursday and will secure the election for them.
edwards' harsh and mean-spirited negativity will sink the campaign like a torpedoed swift boat.
/did i get that right?
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:23 AM
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25. You forgot to mention... |
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He is arguing from the strength of his dark convictions, which were proven right to him and the world by the 9-11 attacks. He is a prophet and a crusader, and his righteousness will sweep all opposing views from his dedicated path.
We're doomed, doooooommmmeedddddd.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:24 AM
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:24 AM
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27. If I don't watch out, cheney might even convince me, with all his |
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powerful skills of persuasion!
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:41 PM
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51. I don't know what it means but |
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I hear that Cheney has gravitas (and lots of it)He's going to turn that trial lawyer into a cryil lawyer.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:27 AM
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30. 3 0f his 5 draft deferments were for debate classes. He wrote the book |
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Plus he has such a pleasant disposition, and he is so easy on the eyes. I'm not gay, but.....;)
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:30 AM
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31. Yes, it looks bad ... |
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Lon Cheney is a cunning linguist they say. A master of a thousand disguises! The mouth that roared. A Solar flare of phenomenal phrases.
He could sell war to Mahatma Ghandi and timeshares to the Amish. His brain is so big that he could think for TWO people! His tongue is like a flaming Pop-tart.
I would stress that Edwards had better beware of Cheney's venerable ventriloquism skills, also. Cheney will put words in his mouth.
Edwards is doomed! :scared: :nuke:
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:32 AM
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That Dick Cheney, not only is he a master debater, but what a hunk of.........man! (sigh)
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:34 AM
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33. Hail Cheney King of Men! |
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:36 AM
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34. Edwards is going down. |
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How he can take up the side of a run-of-the-mill little guy instead of the corporations that have made America great is beyond me. Someone needs to nail Edwards on this populist crap....and that someone is the Vice President of the U.S. of A.
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Tue Oct-05-04 11:51 AM
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Dickie is such a warm-hearted, inclusionary uniter that he may not only convince all of America to vote for him, but we may even witness John Edwards changing parties live on the "TV screen." :scared:
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:04 PM
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38. Dick is such a manly man |
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Just like *
How can a nicely groomed, manicured sweet-talking baby face hope to compete? Good thing they aren't arm wrestling!
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:22 PM
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Plus, Dickie is so publicly proud and supportive of both his daughters that it gladdens my heart to see such a true family man in today's cynical world. **sigh** What a guy.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:06 PM
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39. give Edwards a chance at least. He is a trial attorney (a good one) |
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It's not like he just came off the turnip truck.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:25 PM
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48. Have you met my good friend sarcasm? |
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Tue Oct-05-04 03:51 PM
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60. That is two posts that I read of yours that you were sarcastic on |
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I will take heed on this my friend and get you back. LOL 'til next time.... I am pretty sarcastic too. two can play this game...
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:09 PM
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40. I was looking forward to this debate more than the others, initially. |
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Edwards built a career out of making white collar criminal assholes squirm in their seats. Add to that the fact that I've never seen a man LESS populist than Cheney. . . it's going to be a hell of a show.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:09 PM
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41. Are you guys talking about Dick Cheney? |
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Did I ever tell you about the time Dick Cheney took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Cheney takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Cheney yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen. It was the sight of Cheney's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane! Hell, he once inhaled a seagull!!
Cheney will crush all that comes before him.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:10 PM
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42. Well, Dick *is* supposed to be the intelligent half of the ticket. |
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So I assume his genius will be so intense, it'll actually emit light.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:11 PM
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43. Oh ye of little faith! |
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This is going to be Daniel Webster debating the Devil. Daniel Webster won. He too was a lawyer going up against the Prince of Lies. Should be a really good debate.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:26 PM
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49. Oh sorry you haven't been introduced this is Mr. Sarcasm |
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He's pleased to meet you :)
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:46 PM
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:15 PM
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44. Cheney can sell ice cubes to Eskimos |
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we're doomed, I tell you. Doomed...
RL
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:17 PM
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45. Cheney is the best debater in history. Poor, poor John. |
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I feel bad for his children to have to witness such a public slaughtering.
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Tue Oct-05-04 02:03 PM
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58. you mean, of course, Cheney is the master-bater ... |
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:29 PM
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50. I'm a straight male Democrat |
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And I fell in love, deep carnal love, with Dick Cheney during the 2000 VP debate. I almost hope Edwards gets sick so he can skip it.
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:41 PM
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52. It's such a shame. I hate to even think of the debacle. Poor poor John. |
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:46 PM
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53. His charm and wit will blow away the evil trial lawyer. |
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I can't wait for the defining moment when he looks the evil trial lawyer in the eye and says "Go F*** Yourself!"
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Tue Oct-05-04 12:46 PM
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55. Dude, I was so ready to tell you to go F*** yo' mama... |
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but I realized you were just joking.
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Tue Oct-05-04 01:12 PM
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56. Dick will clinch the election when he gives his hanky to a sobbing Edwards |
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Tue Oct-05-04 04:46 PM
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65. My prediction for the debate tonight.... |
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Edited on Tue Oct-05-04 04:53 PM by dean_dem
Cheney: John, I am your father! Edwards: NO! It can't be! Cheney: Now join us, John, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Edwards: Never! I'll die before I join you!
Hmmm, Cheney makes a good Darth Vader. I guess Bush can be Dark Helmet (Spaceballs).
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