FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ADMIN. TO TELL TRUTH

[Inland]

With Bremer telling the truth about the admin. screwups in Iraq before a business group of insurance salesman, I figured out how to get the admin to tell the truth.

You have to pay them.

Bremer told the truth to his insurance sales group because they paid him a speakers fee. So what we need to do is form a group and pay Bush and Rummy and Condi and Wolfie money, a speakers fee, in return for telling us the truth in a hall somewhere.

Now, you might be thinking, "don't we already pay these scumbags plenty of money already?" and the answer is, yes, but they think that their current job is to LIE for a wage. They think that their job as president and minions is to drag us all on the latest neocon adventure with misinformation and secrecy. We need to get them moonlighting in a side job of admissions. We need to pay them in cash, so they don't have to report it on the old 1040. They will respect us for understanding that money is what counts--after all, their supporters in the corporate world understand it already.

For a few extra bucks, Bremer told what he knew. Time to dangle the carrot in front of Cheney. In fact, Edwards should just show him some Franklins at the debate, and watch the admissions fly!

[Wat_Tyler]

1. Oh. That admin. I was gonna say, they have a forum for that, y'know?