Could someone please post GW's resume again? I have Kerry's "resume" here

[Worst Username Ever]

Freakin brother in law just sent me Kerry's "Resume" and I need to rebut. Thanks.


On edit, here it is. It has so many inaccuracies I don't know where to begin. No higher education? John has a LAW DEGREE. Served in Nam 4 months? He did two tours, one in the gulf and the other on the swift boat. No work experience? He's been a senator for 20 YEARS, and was a federal prosecutor since the 70s!! Heinz manufacturing plants out of the country? First of all, John Heniz was a REPUBLICAN senator who would have been in charge of that, and secondly, it doesn't matter, because every company that sells elsewhere has plants in the country that distribute to. You think McDonalds doesn't have manufacturing plants in other countries? GOD!!!


JOB APPLICATION

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCES: 7 mansions, including Washington
DC, worth multi-millions. I
served in Vietnam (four months).

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law
enforcement, CIA and defense
bill in my career as a U.S. Senator. I ordered the city
of Boston to
remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my
neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam
(four months).

MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three
minor injuries to get an
early discharge from the military and service in
Vietnam (as documented
by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four
months). I then
returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting
the war, and
insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they
committed atrocities and
were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months).
I threw my medals,
ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My
book; Vietnam
Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows
how I truly feel about
the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C
average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
education and did not get
admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever
since. I have no real
world experience except marrying rich women and
running HJ Heinz
vicariously through my wife Teresa. I served in
Vietnam (four months).

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I
have consistently
failed to support our military and CIA by voting
against budgets, thus
gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although
I voted for
the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit
that I voted for
it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to
help this country but I intend to raise taxes
significantly if I am
elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart,
George Bush, that he
will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and
have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes
in Massachusetts,
despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I
served in Vietnam
(four months).

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside
of the U.S. in places
like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more
profit from the cheaper
cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame
George Bush for
sending all of the jobs out of Country. I served in
Vietnam (four
months).

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and
Martha's Vineyard as it
might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on
our yachts. I served
in Vietnam (four months).

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith when
cameras are present.

I ride a Serotta Bike.

I love to ski/snowboard (especially when
secret service
agents don't get in my way).

My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel".

I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht
the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
reflects our real
culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
my Nantucket summer
mansion, though I am against large polluting
inefficient vehicles and
blame George Bush for the energy problems.

I served in Vietnam (four months).

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN
VOTING IN 2004.

[KellyPaDem]

1. This is the version I have

George W. Bush's Resume
George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500
Past Work Experience
• Ran for congress and lost.
• Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
• Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
• Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
• With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments in Previous Positions
• Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
• Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
• Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.
• Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments As President
• Attacked and took over two countries.
• Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
• Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
• Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
• Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
• First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
• First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
• First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.
• After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
• Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history.
• In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
• Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
• Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
• Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
• Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
• Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
• Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
• Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
• Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
• Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
• Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
• My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
• Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
• First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
• Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
• First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
• Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
• Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
• First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
• First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
• Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
• Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
• Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
• Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
• First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
• All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
• My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
• Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
• First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
• First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
• First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
• Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
• With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
• Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
• First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
• Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
• Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
• Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
• Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
• In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
• Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
• In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the Civil War.
• Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Records and References
• At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
• AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
• Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
• All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
• All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
• All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
• Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
• For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Rock on. Thanks.

[KellyPaDem]

3. Make sure you add

that John Kerry served in 2 tours of duty in Vietnam thereby he had to have been there longer than 4 months.

And for college experience and that the fact that George W. has a higher education than Kerry... how do become a lawyer without going to Law school? Kerry was a prosecutor. And I wouldn't brag about George W.'s grades remember that this is the person who was not accepted to TEXAS law school.

[crickets]

4. Comparison

Here's a link to a side-by-side comparison for you:

Timeline: The lives of George W. Bush and John F. Kerry compared
http://blog.radioleft.com/blog/_archives/2004/8/10/121725.html

[Worst Username Ever]

5. Beauty! Thanks!

[crickets]

6. Y'welcome!

I love sharing that link every chance I get. Pass it on far and wide!

[qwlauren35]

7. Great link!

I definitely clears up some things.

I find myself wondering about things written about both candidates.