Cheney is 10 months older than I am. He looks like 70+ to me, and people

[karlrschneider]

tell me I look like I'm 45. I've been in a hospital twice...once gettin' born and once for a tonsillectomy, 56 years ago...get FAA physicals every year, no prescription drugs in...well, probably 18 years or so. I'm a beer-drinking, smoking atheist and seemingly in better shape than the Dick. Seems weird to me. ;-)

[LiberalEsto]

1. He looks like Jabba the Hutt to me..

Being evil makes one ugly/

[karlrschneider]

3. HAHA...........you may have hit on it.

:D

[dogtag]

2. Cheney looked 50 when he was 30.

Criminality takes its toll.

[Ilsa]

4. The deceit, hate, and evil within will not be contained

by an organ as porous as the epidermis. No, it oozes out and disfigures the creature.

[Must_B_Free]

5. perhaps your happiness = health

and his stress = poor health

[MuseRider]

6. The Oogy Boogy Man.

Bugs are inside Cheney, that would make one look really old I think.

[RebelOne]

7. Well, I am a wine-drinking, smoking atheist

and I am older than Cheney by a few years and I know I look a hell of a lot younger then him. Plus, I am female and we take better care of ourselves as we age.

[maveric]

8. He's an overweight C.Montgomery Burns.

bu$h is his Smithers.

[Cat Atomic]

9. Well, you haven't been using the dark side of the Force, have you?

Mr. Cheney has.

[demgrrrll]

10. Let"s do the Time Warp Agaaaaaaaainnnnnnn. It's just a jump to the left

He looks like the bald guy in Rocky Horror.

[amerikat]

11. Dick "Dorian Grey" Cheney

Remember the story about the painting that gets uglier as the subject does dirty deeds? THat's Dick.

[NightTrain]

12. Damn! You beat me to it.

:hi: