The "Be All End All" proof that FReeps are delusional - Cheney is "HOT?"

[Mike Daniels]

A thread that is dedicated to how "HOT" Cheney is:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1237111/posts

How any respectable organization can give these people any credibility is beyond me. Hell, I'll concede that proper angles and lighting can make Ann Coulter marginally attractive, but Cheney?

The best quote is the one from a poster that goes "I'm a man but if I were a woman, I'd be in love"

[soothsayer]

1. I hate my fellow women who love "power" and can find rove or cheney or

gingrich or limbaugh attractive <shudder>

[BlackVelvetElvis]

21. You have just described my sister.

She was telling me about 3 years ago that she thought Cheney was attractive. "Why?" I asked. She replied, "I think it's about the power he has".
She's an idiot anyway.

[jdj]

55. In the immortal words of Sylvia Plath:

"...I have always been scared of you,
With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
And your neat mustache
And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You --

Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you."

"Daddy"
http://judithpordon.tripod.com/poetry/id302.html

[soothsayer]

57. sorry to hear it! (and I dont REALLY hate yer sister)

But it sure is gross.

[txindy]

61. **gag**

Rove attractive?! He reminds me of the giant marshmallow guy from "Ghostbusters," only much more evil. And dressed by The Gap. :freak:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Yikes!

Maybe they are living in a parallel universe where THEIR Darth Cheney doesn't look like a deranged lizard. In this universe, however, he isn't...hot. Actually, I have trouble using the words "Cheney" and "hot" in the same sentence. Darth is way beyond creepy. Eww.

[redwitch]

3. This is just so wrong.

I agree. This seals the deal. The freepers have truly "turned the corner". And now I am queasy!

[charlie]

4. Sully's at it too

though he did decide Edwards won the debate.

They'll both be seated at a table, immediately allowing Cheney to do his assured, paternal, man-of-the-world schtick that makes me roll on my back and ask to have my tummy scratched. (Yes, I do think that Cheney is way sexier than Edwards. Not that you asked or anything.)

http://www.andrewsullivan.com/index.php?dish_inc=archives/2004_10_03_dish_archive.html#109694909728674453

[skypilot]

16. That's truly sickening.

I bet Sullivan wouldn't be so eager to have his tummy scratched if Cheney fixed him with that sneer, which is most likely what would happen if he got wind of Sullivan's feelings about him. Keep groveling, Sully.

[Politicub]

36. I've read Sullivan is into some kinky shit

He probably has some kind of altar boy Sullivan being spanking Father Cheney fantasy running around in his head. Ehw ehw ehw ehw!

[jonnyblitz]

59. sully is truly a sick fuck .

and to think last year I was screeched at on DU for being a homophobe for saying mean things about him. I have NO USE for my fellow homos who are right wing assholes.

[smirkymonkey]

5. Yeah, if you're into necrophilia

:puke:

[Career Prole]

6. Who among us can deny the hotness of Crashcart in a side-by-side

comparison with John Edwards?

[BlueJazz]

7. Geez...Cheney is either an ugly Man or a very Handsome Monster.

:)

[sonicx]

8. i'm not clicking that...were there any dissenters?

you know...people with eyes?

[Mike Daniels]

11. No, they were pretty uniformly in-step and on message

I had to quit reading myself once I hit the "If I were a woman" comment.

[ClintonTyree]

9. When you're straight from hell..................

you're bound to be at least a little hot.

[JimmyJazz]

10. Here's a clue people:

This is a 10:



This is a one:

[Shadowen]

12. Reminds me of the season premier of Corner Gas.

With Brent being thought of by eveyrone in town as the most attractive man, and it's not a practical joke they're playing on Lacey.

Of course, while Brent and Darth Cheney appear very similarly, Brent is exceptionally funny and friendly.

[noonwitch]

13. I can see older women thinking Rumsfeld is good looking, but Cheney?!

Even though they're both evil. Rummy has a good head of hair for a guy his age-that goes a long way with women in his age bracket.

[Kukesa]

20. Hey, I'm an older woman, and NEITHER of them are hot. n/t

[NoPasaran]

14. The only way Darth Cheney could be hot

Would be if he was on fire.

[skypilot]

15. "I'm a man but if I were a woman, I'd be in love"

I'm a Democrat but if I were a Repub, I'd be an idiot.

[Bluebear]

17. "I'm a man but if I were a woman, I'd be in love"

More self-denial from the right wing. Here this poor poster is having love fantasties about dick, (Cheney) and will marry some unsuspecting woman who will never know she is a surrogate for her husband's true hunka-hunka-burnin' love, the vice president. So sad.

[Kinkistyle]

18. Is this the much-desired Vampire demon-graphic?

I can see how the Cheney could go over well a few weeks before Halloween.

[porphyrian]

19. Obviously, they have a geriatric Billy-Idol-sneer fetish. - n/t

[jdj]

56. LOL

"It's a nice day for a
blood-letting..."

[AndyTiedye]

22. He Is, But Not in a Good Way

[GOPNotForMe]

23. So funny you should mention this!

I just happened to get back from a protest because Dickhead Cheney himself is in MY TOWN! Argh.

Anyway, huge demo, lots of us and lots of Bushies. Well, we were all forced to watch froma distance as Cheney entered the building, security reasons or whatever. Anyway, I was behind a bunch of maybe 16-year-old girls and when they saw him, they started practically cumming all over themselves. "Oh my GOD, there he IS!" like moaning and stuff. Very scary. So I stared saying loudly "Is that HIM??? HE IS SO. HOT!" and other random inappropriate things about how "hot" Cheney is. Teehee!

They turned around and gave me weird looks.

[bloom]

44. heh

:)

[Kurovski]

24. Love of unyeilding dominance & spankings

from a cold and distant "daddy".

Without the power, Dick is just another lost soul tucked away into a bulging tower of marshmallow fluff.

Sex, go figure. Who knows where the heart or hardon will lead?

[Phillycat]

25. And someone on there says RUMMY is hot.

To: Cinnamon Girl
...LOL...I think us Rummy Chicks deserve equal time....I agree, what a team!!



21 posted on 10/06/2004 12:27:52 PM PDT by mystery-ak (Become a monthly donor....come on all you newbies.)
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Dear sweet Jeebus, what in god's name is going on over there?

[Phillycat]

26. Sweet Christ, here's another one:

To: mystery-ak
Mmmmm, Rumsfeld.

Adonis Rumsfeld

My favorite: Rum Fu Fighting!

36 posted on 10/06/2004 12:33:52 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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[Phillycat]

27. And another:

To: Cinnamon Girl
Yes, Cheney has sex appeal, but my ''heart'' belongs to Rummy!



44 posted on 10/06/2004 12:36:54 PM PDT by elli1
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I don't think they're kidding, either! :scared:

[Kurovski]

29. Maybe it was a post by Kathleen Parker

"There's nothing more appealing than competence, confidence and intelligence, which, by the way, also explains the popularity of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. His press conferences to explain to reporters why we're carpet-bombing Afghanistan -- "Because we're trying to kill the bad guys" -- is a testament to the equation: Competence IS sexy."

pretty nutty, huh? Here's one of her drooling columns that digs a little deeper into her buried father complex.



"Rumsfeld is impenetrable. He's not a guy you'd want to invest in emotionally, but you'd figure yourself lucky to find him in your foxhole."



Hi, Kathleen! Written any crazy-ass crapola about Hilary lately?

[wellstone_democrat]

63. Jebus H. Cheerist!

That is the sickest shit I've read from FR yet. That is just sad.

[Politicub]

37. I'm LMAO!

Those people are freaaaaks!!

Cheney hot? Rumsfeld sexy? The freepers just ain't right!

[crispini]

28. Whoa.

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[Steelangel]

30. sick people

that's what they are.

[Philostopher]

31. I'll tell you what the hidden message is.

What Freepers may or may not admit is "hot" about Snarlin' Dick:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

As in, he's got it oozing out his pores. And Republicans worship at the altar of the almighty dollar. And Snarlin' Dick's loaded.

Oh, sure -- they can pretend to themselves it's intellect or power, but good ol' sawbucks, greenbacks ... that's what they really find "sexy" about Snarlin' Dick, deep down in their deepest of hearts.

[JimmyJazz]

32. and we thought freepers were humorless, stuffed shirts - turns out

they have comedic talent (and really strong stomachs)

[No2W2004]

33. Well, if ya have any questions about FR, this post about sums it up:

To: Cinnamon Girl

Why is Cheney so hot?

Perhaps because he's smart and realistic about the world, the Muslims, the "Democrats", "liberals" and the way things really are.

Common sense?

10 posted on 10/06/2004 12:25:38 PM PDT by garyhope
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Wonder what this poster means by "he's smart and realistic about..."

Probably something along the lines of:
"all Muslims are terraist,
all "Democrats" are terraist,
all "liberals" are terraist, (wonder why this person felt the need to put Democrats and liberals in quote marks?),
and the way things really are is that if you aren't a Republican, you're a terraist.

Freeper Common sense?

[JimmyJazz]

34. ew. just plain old ew. There is not enough ETOH in the world for me to

ever think that man is "hot"

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

[Tsiyu]

38. Oh. My. God.

Lessee...throw up or just gag?

Maybe it is the end of the world, and these folks have eyes but can not see. Or else they're like the little worthless cliques in middle school who "project" hot qualities on their own little members because they feel outclassed by another group?

Whatever it is, please dear God if you're really there and listening, don't give this affliction to me.....Yeeeeeeeccccccchhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

39. I dunno maybe I did for just a moment when he turned sideways

think his ass was maybe a little kinda hot.............

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

It must be the peyote from that Bush rally this afternoon that has me going!

[TrustingDog]

35. hot like stolen goods....

[ogradda]

40. i feel sick

if i were his wife i'd lay awake screaming all nite:scared:

[immoderate]

41. Who is Blah?

They keep replying to him but I don't see any of his posts.

{YIKES! Ann Coulter just appeared on my TV screen. Horrible things happen when you go to freeperland.}

--IMM

[StupidFOX]

42. Wow...

This election year has proven that I can NEVER be Republican, even if Jesus runs on their ticket (not that he would).

"WHY IS VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY SO HOT?

Because he looks so much like me? :-)
43 posted on 10/06/2004 12:35:57 PM PDT by Larry Lucido "
Eheheh... poor guy :puke:

[bloom]

43. you're right - they must be seeing someone else when they look at him

I wonder who. :crazy:

[Catherine Vincent]

45. If you can picture Cheney buck naked in bed waiting for you....

and you think that's hot, then I guess he is. Good lord!

[StupidFOX]

46. Mr. Knife, meet Mr. Eyes

[Evergreen Emerald]

47. Yikes you need a warning...

...I going to hurl.

[Spike from MN]

48. No wonder his daughter is a lesbian

If I had to look across the table at that during every meal when I was growing up I'd be a lesbian too. No offense to lesbians out there -- I don't mean to imply that your lifestyle is a simple "choice" -- but in this case it sure would be for me. Of course, John Edwards could always convince me otherwise but that's another story. ;)

[TroubleMan]

49. THEY DON'T CALL HIM DICK FOR NOTHING!!

Okay.....it hurts just to type that :puke:

I guess that some women (and men) must love power no matter what form it comes in. (lol...comes in....bad pun not intended)

[Djinn]

50. clearly they're insane

or maybe inbreeding effects eyesight but to be honest I feel almost as ill when people go on about Edwards and/or Kerry being "hot" - yes obvioulsy they don't quite make it to cheney level eeeuuww-ness but really folks they aint hot either

[Maestro]

51. Obviously we now know that Uncle Dick's mother

or Dick himself is posting there under that name. Who else could find that man hot? Not even his wife who had to write erotic novels just to get some "pleasure."

[Maestro]

52. I guess that "lady" wouldn't like this recent photo

How long before I am tombstoned at freepland after posting either? :-)

[roughandtumble]

53. In a MJ kinda of perv, seedy..

hanging out at the playground kind of way.

[WoodyD]

54. thanks, freepers!

Freeper quote: "I told my husband that I'm leaving him for Dick Cheney and he said that Dick could have me."

Gotta thank the freepers, via DU, for the laugh of the day. Must go lie down now . . . getting the vapors from all the Cheney hotness.

[BMJ]

58. *shudder*

[gordianot]

60. Hot the same way as in the Sunshine Boys?

[West Coast Democrat]

62. They're just jealous because our candidates actually are Hot

[Borgnine]

64. Can you imagine the fantasies they have?

Do these crazy freepers actually thing about a stark-raving nude Cheney stepping out of the shower, soaking wet, with his shaved genitals hanging freely?

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Could Cheney's heart even withstand sexual activity, or do the undead even have to worry about that?

[WildEyedLiberal]

65. EW

Thanks for the most nausea-inducing mental image I have ever had in my life, bar none. Must go stab out my mind's eye now.

I'm new, by the way, nice to meet you all.

[JohnnyCougar]

66. I feel like I just went down the rabbit hole...

freeperland is a terrifying place!

[WildEyedLiberal]

67. Look how deferential and servile Repub women are!

To: Cinnamon Girl

Chicks want guys who are in control and who can protect them. Ya just know Cheney is one of those guys.

149 posted on 10/06/2004 2:12:03 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam

Jesus Christ. Yes, that's exactly what I want, you simpering Stepford wife. I want a man who'll tell me what to do, when to do it, what I may and may not wear/read/watch/eat/do and who'll PUT ME IN MY PLACE if I don't listen. That's exactly what wimmin want. I want to serve, submit, and obey. Good Lord Almighty.

Actually, I imagine I'd prefer a tall, dark, and handsome man, secure enough in his masculinity that a woman with intelligence and opinions isn't a threat to his manhood... or a smart, sexy Southern gentlemen with a brilliant smile.

Go to hell, chauvanistic Freeper bastards.