Help Write Shrub's Resignation Letter

[rsmith6621]

In the spirit of a Topic on the Mike Webb Show tonight why dont we help lil George write his resignation letter he needs to give us tommorow.....

Here is mine......

10/06/2004

From President George Bush....


My Fellow Americans.....

Tonight after much consideration over the WMD report findings I have decided to resign the office of President of the United States at 12:00p this afternoon,Dick Cheney has assured me I can do so.


Thank you and God Bless Me very much.

President Bush

[goclark]

1. Oh happy day!

[IkeWarnedUs]

2. something's missing

Shouldn't the words "I'm sorry" appear somewhere in the resignation?

[LiberalVoice]

3. Check mine out!

10/06/2004

You Americans.....

When finally coming to the conclusion that if I do get re-elected your once great country would be thrown into a civil war that would destroy the economy of the planet and make me a little less rich, I have decided to resign.


Thank you and God Has Blessed Me very much.

Your Dick Head President,



George Dubya Bush

[gospelized]

4. someone send it to cbs!

[SoCalDem]

5. Dere wurld,

It weren't my fault.. Eye hade bade information.
I'll be in Crawford, if you need me.

Buy,

W

[guitar man]

6. Deer 'Murkans

Deer 'Murkans

Unka Dick skrewed up and it all got blamed on me sumhow. I don't no why everybuddy is mad at me, Dick sed he hed it undur kontrol but the press stopped cooperatin' with us. Fuk this, It's too hard to be the Presnit. I'm goin' home to Crayfurd an' I'm takin' Condi with me so I ken skrew her when I ain't too drunk. Laura doesn't mind. No, reely, she doesn't keer......goddamnit, Dick, I'm writin' this heer letter, at leest let me do one little thing by myself! Fuck off Karl, you sed the press wood say anything you wanted them too.....lying bastard!

Oh, almost fergot, bye now!

W

PS: Let Dik handul this shit, I'm gonna git drunked!