If Bush starts crying during the debate tomorrow..

[skooooo]

...will Ahnold call him a girly man?

[benburch]

1. Damn, I'd PAY to see him cry.

But I'd rather it were right after he gets convicted of treason.

[Skittles]

7. I don't think he is capable of crying

he has no conscience

[progdonkey]

2. if he cries...

the whores will just spin it that "he could no longer hold back his love for Freedom and America." (Of course, if his crying is accompanied by shouts of "no fair," it'll be harder to spin it... :) )

I want Bush to wet himself tomorrow, while crying and saying "no fair," and promising "my Kingdom for a drink." I know that won't happen, though (since when does Bush know Shakespeare?).

[skooooo]

3. What if he showed up sloshed ...

...and got all sentimental on us, started crying, talking about his "love", etc?

[progdonkey]

4. that would be just fine

:toast:

[Auntie Bush]

5. If he starts crying...hand him a Kleenex soaked in pepper spray and ether.

[Skittles]

6. watch him try to control his face

LOL, pass the popcorn

[lectrobyte]

8. Well, if Kerry can throw in a quote or two from Bush I, we might

get our wish. If not tears, some sort of breakdown. I'm honestly starting to think that B/C doesn't really want to be re-elected, not deep down anyway.

[PATRICK]

9. Since the audience can't react or speak

anything extemporaneous, put dishes of pretzels at convenient locations.

[porphyrian]

10. I don't think he can cry.

You have to have the capacity to care for that. More likely, he'll lose his temper. I'd love to see him take a swing at Kerry...

[never_get_over_it]

11. I'm hoping that he has

a big fat shit fit and shows his nasty temper and completely loses it - no crying just a hissy fit - oh that would be so SWEET!!!!

[leftofthedial]

12. one of these days, the little bushturd

will have a total breakdown

he is in so far over his head and so devoid of humanity and full of lies and corruption that all the drugs in the world can't keep him "normal" indefinitely.

[lpbk2713]

13. Kerry ought to pat him on the ass before the debate begins.

Just to see if he is wearing a "Depends" diaper. I expect Smirky to lose control more than just once.