I know what's the October surprise...

[Dangerman]

Either...

Mt St. Helens blow up
Bin Laden's capture
The invasion of Iran.

[shraby]

1. They can't "do" Iran because of logistics.

They have to move men, supplies, etc., so that's out unless * is elected.

[bushisanidiot]

2. October Surprise: Cheney Cardiac Arrest, McCain Steps in

for the good of the country.

or maybe colin powell.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. Israel will bomb Iran's nuclear facilities and we are strategically .....

situated in Iraq between them and Israel...last few days the media whores have been preparing us for it by showing Irans missle range tests and talking up the iran nukes

[DrWeird]

4. Wow, a lot of thought went into that.

I mean, clearly they could be planning to cause Mt. St. Helens to blow up using the latest in chemtrail technology. And that would obviously help Bush.

And it's clear they've got bin Laden. What with how the WH has been talking about what a horrible danger Osama bin Laden is and how close they are to catching him.

And it's no doubt there could be a surprise invasion of Iran using our vast armies of invisible pixies.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

5. I think the surprise for most of this country is

how dumb Bush will sound in every debate. This isn't a surprise for us, but for the rest of this country, it is a wake up call.