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5X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 07:52 PM
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saddam bounced some checks and stole some credit cards so......
we took the swat team and our new armored vehicle and plowed
our way into the trailer park, guns blazing.
A few of the local residents came out to see what was
happening so we blasted 'em just to make sure saddam didn't
have any friends hanging around.
Saddam had violated the terms of his probation and he was going
down. The trailer must have had some false walls or floors
cause we couldn't find saddam at first, but after turning over and
burning down enough of the homes, we came up with him, hiding with
the bugs and spiders.

Yeah, we lost a few of the locals, but if you hang with criminals
you gotta expect it. Now my brother in law that sells mobile homes
has got a few new leads to follow, but first, my buddy is gonna take
over the management of this place. Excuse us while we get back to
cleaning out the riff-raff in this here park.


George Bush and The Trailer Park of Doom.

(p.s. this is how the shrub would tell it, I have way too much respect
for people for this to be my voice.)


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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 07:56 PM
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1. Very good. Very good indeed.
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5X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 08:23 PM
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2. Thanks : ) n/t
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:15 PM
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3. Saddam wanted a new cadillac, and even though there was no way in hell
he was going to get one, we had to go get him.
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