5X
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:52 PM
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saddam bounced some checks and stole some credit cards so...... |
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we took the swat team and our new armored vehicle and plowed our way into the trailer park, guns blazing. A few of the local residents came out to see what was happening so we blasted 'em just to make sure saddam didn't have any friends hanging around. Saddam had violated the terms of his probation and he was going down. The trailer must have had some false walls or floors cause we couldn't find saddam at first, but after turning over and burning down enough of the homes, we came up with him, hiding with the bugs and spiders.
Yeah, we lost a few of the locals, but if you hang with criminals you gotta expect it. Now my brother in law that sells mobile homes has got a few new leads to follow, but first, my buddy is gonna take over the management of this place. Excuse us while we get back to cleaning out the riff-raff in this here park.
George Bush and The Trailer Park of Doom.
(p.s. this is how the shrub would tell it, I have way too much respect for people for this to be my voice.)
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:56 PM
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1. Very good. Very good indeed. |
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Thu Oct-07-04 08:23 PM
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Thu Oct-07-04 10:15 PM
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3. Saddam wanted a new cadillac, and even though there was no way in hell |
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he was going to get one, we had to go get him.
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