Please help me with this Bush problem

[Elwood P Dowd]

Bush is a history grad from Yale, but he doesn't know a damn thing about history. Anyone ever hear this buffoon make an references to important historical events?

Bush received his MBA from Harvard in economics, yet the man sounds like a total moron when he talks economics. "I know all about small business growth. I was one."

Bush claims to be a born-again Christian, yet you never see him attending church except during election cycles. Has anyone ever heard him quoting scripture?

Bush's TANG records indicate he was an F102 pilot. Why is it then he hasn't been seen flying an aircraft since the 1970s?

I used this on a repuke, and he just glared at me with a "deer in the headlights" look and changed the subject.

[tuvor]

Why do you need our help?

Other than not making the "repuke" stay on the subject, it sounds like you're doing very well on your own.

Congrats!

[Elwood P Dowd]

3. I want more!

:)

[aquart]

1. Somebody paid tuition writing George's papers.

They probably have him buried in a Jersey landfill.

[punpirate]

2. Sounds to me..

... that you don't need any help. You've got it nailed. He's a Bush. :P

[BrotherBuzz]

4. I heard him quoting scripture

something about jabbing an I-beam in your eyeraq, or something to that effect.

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. I think you have that confused

with his references to Noah's "Sermon On The Ark".

[WMliberal]

6. he's a country club conservative. not a normal conservative

despite what comes out of his mouth. and as far as his degrees are concerned. remember, he was a C student. a "gentleman's C" at that.

[FloridaPat]

7. Actually he is using history a lot. He is basically a "rerun" pres.

After 9-11 in the TV message he gave, he reran his Dad's ploy for sympathy by using the badge from a fireman. He started the Help America Volunteer thing that was a rerun of Kennedy. He invaded Iraq - a rerun of his dad and Vietnam War. Two for 1 there. He's tallking about going into space - JFK again. He reran Reagan's deficit plans. And the invasion in Iraq is the start of an empire if he gets back in - a rerun of the Roman Empire. And if you believe that Bushco was behind or knew about 9-11 before hand, it would be a replay of Pearl Harbor and Hitler's fake fire.