BUSH'S BULGE!

[UdoKier]

No, not the flight-suit sock.

I'm talking about this one.



Has this already been discussed?

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/08/bulge/index_np.html

Could it be that Kerrry's team brought in a radio jammer to mess with the signal?

LMFAO at the very idea of it!!!!

[clydefrand]

1. Already discussed

BUT I think it's part of his bullet proof vest. However, I think Kerry managed to do him in despite of it and will do the same tonight.

Can't wait... :bounce:

[havocmom]

3. What part of a bullet proof vest is it?

While I haven't seen one in the past couple years, never saw one with that form in the back. Is it some new technology? Am curious.

[Arancaytar]

2. Yes, it's been discussed.

And I'm pretty sure that if they brought an EMP jammer or some such, it was hidden in Kerry's cool pen. Although the theory that it was a MiB-style neuralizer that dumbed down Bush is just as delicious.

Or it could be a hinge of some sort. We all know Bush is probably a robot. In that case, Kerry could have had a secondary remote control in that pen. If so, I'm disappointed he didn't make Dubya stop in the middle of the debate, mount his podium, and do a little dance...

Edit: Re "Bullet Proof Vest".

Not a bullet protection. The new Karl Rovian FactProof Argument Protector(TM). Wear it to your next debate and you will never have to fear a rebuttal again. All facts and counter arguments will bounce of it like nothing.

[porphyrian]

4. It's his penis! - n/t

[LosinIt]

5. I thought it was his vestigial dorsal fin

but what do I know?

[cthrumatrix]

6. maybe this could be a "town hall" question... "tell us about your fin"?

[Vickers]

8. "tell us about your fin"

Omigawd, lmao!!!

:toast:

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

7. Feeding him answers?

If that's true, then I want whoever was feeding him answers last Thursday to be back on the job tonight.

Honestly, after watching Bush's embarrassing performance last week, how could anybody serously think that he was cheating? Don't you think me might have come off as at least a little less moronic?

[TahitiNut]

9. It's clearer in the photo from electoral-vote.com

[MGKrebs]

11. At first I thought it was just a poorly cut suit,

but it looks like there is even a wire going up to his collar. WTF?

[alphafemale]

10. He'd passed out in the hotel shower, and the soap stuck to his back.

He didn't notice it when he came-to and got dressed.

This also explains his funny faces during the debate, as the soap was starting to tickle him and he knew if he scratched on TV Unka Dick would get really mad.

[radwriter0555]

12. It's a GIRDLE!

The man is wearing a GIRDLE to hold in the love handles!

Oooo and it's got electrodes in it for when he gives the wrong answer, they shock him....

[Oilwellian]

13. Phantom voices in Bush's head

Go here and you'll hear the CNN feed from Bush at the D-Day memorial. The microphones accidentally picked up the signal transmitted into Bush's earpiece. You can plainly hear a phantom voice feeding Bush his lines.

[kiki]

14. All this reminds me

of a Frank Miller comic in which the President (one "Rick Rickard") begins to break up and pixellate during a live press conference, televised proof that he is in fact a hologram. There then follows a vox pop in which an unstable-looking Republican stalwart says: "Who cares if he exists or not? He's a great American!"

[arwalden]

15. Someone Ought To Intercept The Rove Signal And...

dictate to him other revealing phrases or confessions. (Did you ever see the movie "Bruce Almighty"... remember the little scene where Bruce forces the news anchor to babble incoherently?)

-- Allen