Clinton Lies & starts Illegal war. Hung from tree as a traitorous dog.

[mopaul]

BizzaroWorldNews (c)

president Clinton was hung from a tree by the neck until he was dead today, immediately after it was discovered that he'd lied the nation into two wars, resulting in the deaths of 3,070 u.s. soldiers, 25,000 people in two nations, and leaving 8,000 u.s. soldiers crippled and maimed.

no trial was held, as an angry mob did the work. his corpse was left to rot in the wind as a message to all traitors, that nazi behavior will not be tolerated in the 21st century. his name will be removed from all the history books as a disgrace.

meanwhile, paula jones was appointed president in an emergency session, and michael jackson and lisa marie presley were married.

[5X]

1. saddam bounced some checks and stole some credit cards so......

we took the swat team and our new armored vehicle and plowed
our way into the trailer park, guns blazing.
A few of the local residents came out to see what was
happening so we blasted 'em just to make sure saddam didn't
have any friends hanging around.
Saddam had violated the terms of his probation and he was going
down. The trailer must have had some false walls or floors
cause we couldn't find saddam at first, but after turning over and
burning down enough of the homes, we came up with him, hiding with
the bugs and spiders.

Yeah, we lost a few of the locals, but if you hang with criminals
you gotta expect it. Now my brother in law that sells mobile homes
has got a few new leads to follow, but first, my buddy is gonna take
over the management of this place. Excuse us while we get back to
cleaning out the riff-raff in this here park.


George Bush and The Trailer Park of Doom.

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