Bush was NOT wearing an earpiece

[slutticus]

He was wearing a tooth implant...

A micro-vibration device and a wireless receiver are implanted in the tooth during routine dental surgery and sound is transferred from the tooth into the inner ear by bone resonance, converting digital signals to audio. Sound reception is totally discreet enabling information to be received anywhere and at anytime, whether it is City traders receiving stock market information in the cinema or spin-doctors sending information to politicians as they are interviewed.
http://www.nesta.org.uk/mediaroom/newsreleases/1556/

The receiver is apparently in the device itself...so no bulky equipment needed...

[elehhhhna]

1. This is like a Partidge Family episode...

[realFedUp]

2. Sure wasn't the wisdom tooth...

hehehe.

I should get paid for this kind of humor.

[SeekerofTruth]

3. Will an LOL do as payment?

[realFedUp]

12. I work cheap...yeah

a lol always works.

[Uben]

4. Yeah, but.....

Couldn't he still be prosecuted for "incisor trading?"

[realFedUp]

11. hehehe

incisive humor

[progressivebydesign]

5. That's a thesis for a competition...

.. there's no evidence this was ever actually, successfully made or implanted. The student designer said the design was for talking points only.. not for production.

Having said all that, why the hell not? That would be a great way for Bush to try and appear as if he knows what is going on in our country.

[Neshanic]

6. Well, you know that is not the only orifice that he could use for bugs.

Maybe that explains the "Texas walk".

[Oilwellian]

9. And.........

his constant smirk. :D

[Javaman]

7. So what was the square under his jacket?

Frankly, because he was just so stupid at the debate and unless he was getting coached by a fellow chimpanzee over a wireless device, I thought it might be the Velcro attachment for a bullet proof vest. I'm not sure about this, but I also vaguely recall that they may attach under the arm.
I'm just spit balling here more than anything.

[slutticus]

8. Yes..

...I can just picture a screaming, jumping chimp back stage with a mic...and then the PresChimp upfront saying "let me finish".

[midnight armadillo]

10. My sources have informed about the jacket bulge

It's just an undercoat device for keeping up his intravenous Jack Daniels drip.