Atman
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:29 PM
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Some "Get Smart" quotes
"Admiral: Our chances are slim, hopeless. We're facing imminent disaster. I must go on the air and speak to the public.
99: What are you going to tell them?
Admiral: That everything is fine."
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"99: Oh, Max what a terrible weapon of destruction.
Max: Yes. You know, China, Russia, and France should outlaw all nuclear weapons. We should insist upon it.
99: What if they don't, Max?
Max: Then we may have to blast them. That's the only way to keep peace in the world. "
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A Dubya moment:
"Max: Ninety-nine, this ship is a freighter, right?
99: Right, Max.
Max: And freighters run on fuel oil, right?
99: Right again, Max.
Max: And wooden masts belong on sailboats, correct?
99: Exactly.
Max: And this is a wooden mast.
99: Go on , Max.
Max: Ninety-nine. . . .
99: Yes?
Max: I forgot where I started."
(Thanks to my good buddy, alvy!)
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fob
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:47 PM
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1. My favorite MAXwell Smart line |
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Edited on Fri Oct-08-04 02:48 PM by FoeOfBush
Upon getting up from laying down in the street after a car comes roaring at him, going right over the top if him without a scratch.
(from memory - not exact)
99: Max, that was incredible! How did you know to do that?
Max: It's simple 99. The car was a 1964 Chevy, and everyone knows that model has an 8-1/2" ground clearance. When I lay flat I'm only 7-1/2" high, so it was obvious!
99: Max, that was a 1963 Ford, and it only has a ground clearance of 6-3/4"!
Max: Oh. Really?
Edit: One of the top ten characters of all time. Almost as good as Hank Kimball of Green Acres!!
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Pithy Cherub
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:52 PM
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can we just enshrine him in a permanent "Cone of Silence."
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Thu Apr 25th 2024, 02:53 AM
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