Bush promises to not bring back slavery/loses red state vote

[noahmijo]

He should've promised to appoint Zell Miller to appeal to those longing for the days of slavery but he blew it man.

[cheezus]

1. +1 funny

...before this thread dies

[BootinUp]

2. Now we know for sure how far backwards he wants to take us

1865. Buckle your seat belts.

[diamond14]

3. Dred-Scott - 1857......prior to the Civil War........nt

[BootinUp]

4. He will not bring back slavery, hence 1865.

[noahmijo]

6. did you really have to ruin my humor with the facts?

did you really have to do that????? dammit I've no use for these so called hi-falutin facts and things and such I'm a vote for Bush cause he says that John Kurra is a Communis'

[skygazer]

5. However sharecropping is another story n/t

[Stryguy]

7. OMG so funny! hahahaha

My wife and I just about died laughing when he was talking about that. How can anyone be as dumb as this guy is.

[stanwyck]

8. What is wrong with you people?

Bush is brilliant. He's going to take back the black vote. He's anti-slavery! Who knew? Kerry is in trouble now.

[JNelson6563]

9. *snicker*

:-)

[nebula]

10. Free at last! Lawd almighty we're free at last!

Praise Jeebus!

[allalone]

11. whew

I'm glad he isn't gonna bring back slavery. I was wondering how he was gonna get African Americans to agree to it.

[screembloodymurder]

12. He doesn't need slavery

He's turned the middle class into a bunch of wage slaves. If you want to maintain your status, you've got to work longer and longer hours for less and less money and pay more of the tax burnden.

[greekspeak]

13. I am so glad that the Shrubbery thinks Dred Scott was a good decison

What part of his frigging bowels did he pull that comment from? And how do we get him to tunnel around in there some more for more gems over the next month?!