Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! No it's....

[Neshanic]

Stud President!

Faster than Laura's "twofer Tuesday's" dime bag sale at SMU. More powerfull than Barbara Bush after an all you can eat Mexican buffet. Able to leap facts in a single bound.

The October suprise is our President, a once cheerleader/fop/New England Wasp, transformed by Neocons in their secret lair into "Stud President", a Texas drawlin' pole up the ass walking, screeching tower of testosterone.

His powers are formidable. Tight fitting flight suits his specialty. But now the October surprise is revealed! During the second debate, his super-powers over pundits was never more evident. Buchanan swooning over his manliness. His young ward and partner in studliness "Tweety" gushing over his power. Ann Coulter, a super-hero in her own right, leading a double life as "He-She Wolf" let her feminine side gasp at his masculinity, while her man side longed to share a beer with this Yale stud muffin.

On Tweety's show,(a front for his Mentor, Stud President, and a way to pay the gardener for his new secret hero manse), all pundits agreed that Stud President's rantings to a live fidgety audience and hissy fit to a Disney Corporation whore, was just him using his super powers. "You can't blame him for using what he's got...and he's got lots!" gushed Andrea Mitchell, wife of a man voted to be the sexiest man at the Federal Reserve picnic/Halliburton Meet and Greet, and no slouch in the ranks of corporate news doorway debutantes herself.

Tweety's show revealed what we had all whispered, what we all secretly feared; a super-hero President. A man of steel, never wrong, always right, and never apologizing. This fact has us Democrats lost for the vaunted "security mom" vote, as Stud President smacks down all who stand in his way of making a point, be it Charlie the good natured toad stool moderator, or a visibly disturbed studio audience looking to crawl under the carpet.

We also have no hope on the Log Cabin votes. This group is mesmerized by Stud President. We lost them at the flight suit.

I think we are lost fellow DUer's. What could we possibly do to compete with a super-hero president? When he travels over the nation yelling his trademark, "LET ME FINISH! I AM NOT DONE!", it makes everyone want to vote for him.