Rumsferatu is heading to Romania...

[Lord_StarFyre]

...Yikes, it appears he needs to head back to recharge his batteries...

[booksenkatz]

1. Ahh, how sweet, back to the land from whence he came.

Bleccccccch.

[riverwalker]

4. Rummy and Nicky: soulmates

Nicolae Ceausescu of Romania, a Modern Despot
"Ceausescu's regime collapsed after he ordered armed and security forces to fire on antigovernment demonstrators in the city of Timisoara in December 1989. The demonstrations spread to Bucharest, and on December 22 the army defected to the demonstrators. That same day Ceausescu and his wife fled the capital in a helicopter, but were captured by the armed forces. On December 25 the couple were hurriedly tried and convicted by a military tribunal on charges of mass murder. Ceausescu and his wife were then shot by a firing squad at Târgoviste."

[htuttle]

2. He needs to pick up a few more cubic yards of rich Romanian soil

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Maybe he'll visit the old family homestead.

I hear Castle Dracula is lovely this time of year. Granddaddy Vlad the Impaler would be so proud.

[budkin]

5. LMFAO!!!

Holy shit that is awesome! I can't friggin stop laughing!