1st excerpt from my book The Religion of Bush

[vinnievin777]

Monsignor Bill O’Reilly


Monsignor O’Reilly is the up and coming minion in the order of the Bush. He berates anyone who disagrees with him with an arrogance that rivals the lord god Bush himself and takes on any opportunity to fill your ears with his loaded wisdom.
If he doesn't have a cause he will find one, whether it be chasing after a black activist (Much to the delight of his Fox TV audience) or bashing a Clinton, he never has to look farther than his mind full of mind will take him. He is what most people who are intelligent would consider a joke and what people without a purpose look for.
Day after day he gives his one sided account of why he is right and why people who are right are wrong. I actually have to admit to watching him to get inspiration as to what not to be like. That and I also like to see what needs changing in this country that I love so much. His parish consists of mostly white males and housewives that worship his courage to take on the democrats, SUV owners, minorities and even the Pope to defend their faith. He has legions of parishioners who have made his books bestsellers and is growing in popularity everyday. I know that Jerry Springer was once a number one show for many years and now he even admits it was the worst show ever. This is what gives me hope that soon O’Reilly’s Legions will disband and maybe he will encounter three spirits.


I will try to post a new excerpt every day until the election.
May this find everyone happy and well,

Vinnie

http://www.vinnievin.com