Suggest that Bush has transferred his compulsion for drink to a compulsion for war.
(Comment: Many psychologists believe that Bush exhibits the character defects of an alcoholic who stopped drinking but never got treatment.)
Call him a mama's boy
(Comment: Bush always sought primary approval from Barbara.)
Say that no matter what he does, that Jeb will always be his daddy's favorite.
(Comment: Daddy and mommy Bush never really expected George Jr. to amount to much.)
Tell him that even if he wins this election, that he still won't be able to kill his father and marry his mother.
(Comment: Psychologists have suggested that Bush exhibits a classic Oedipal complex)
Tell him that he will never be the man that his father was.
(Comment: At least George Sr. knew how to lie his way into building a coalition.)
Do Bush's old Yale cheer, better than he did it.
(Comment: Bush was a cheerleader at Yale)
Use the phrase "All hat, no cattle."
(Comment: A Texas phrase which means, all talk, no substance.)
Re-state that his health plan would offer the same coverage available to elected officials. Add that it would provide coverage even for the sorts of drugs that Bush is taking.
(Comment: There has been a rumor for several months that Bush has been taking anti-depressants. He must be on something.)
Taunt him into telling the "Trifecta" joke.
(Comment: Bush claims to have said during the 2000 campaign (actually it was Gore that said it) that he would not create deficit spending unless faced with a recession, a national emergency and a war and then made a joke saying "Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.")
Remind him of that the 6th commandment is "Thou shalt not kill."
(Comment: Bush presided over 155 executions while Governor of Texas, by far the most state sponsored killing of any governor.)
Tell a vague story using a horses as a central theme and say that Bush must understand what he means from his experiences with horses at his ranch.
(Comment: Bush is supposedly afraid of horses and has never ridden one.)
Tell a story about trial lawyers suing pretzel manufacturers who did not warn consumers that it was dangerous to eat their product while watching football.
(Comment: Bush was rendered unconscious after choking on a pretzel while watching football.)
Tell a story about trial lawyers suing bicycle manufacturers who did not warn consumers that it was necessary to whistle show tunes while using their product.
(Comment: Bush took a tumble on his bike in 2004. Press secretary McClellan blamed wet conditions. even though it hadn't rained in over a week. McClellan added that when Bush rode a bicycle, he "wasn't just whistling show tunes." Well now we know he should have been.)
Look at his watch repeated and then say "it's time for Bush to go."
(Comment: Bush Sr. looked at his watch repeatedly during one of the 1992 debates. Kerry could twist this around to make a positive impact.)
Suggest that Bush's dog spot died of a broken heart because Bush failed to listen to him about Iraq.
(Comment: Bush family pet, Spot died in 2004, RIP.)
Suggest that Iraq's weapons of mass destruction might be found in the same place as the millions of lost American jobs.
(Comment: Bush is the first president to actually lose jobs during his term. The Bush tax cuts where somehow supposed to produce 5.5 million jobs by Nov. 2004, but so far there have only been less than a million new jobs, not enough to even keep up with population growth.)
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