Funny Bill Maher story in Salon

[democrat in Tallahassee]

New rule: Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho
Because, plainly, he acts like a girl.

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By Bill Maher



Oct. 8, 2004 | Not a woman -- a girl. Not a week goes by when John Kerry isn't attacked because he said something that hurt someone's feelings. According to Bush spokesmen, Kerry lost the first debate because of his "new insult" to our allies when he said the coalition wasn't genuine. Poland had Lithuania over for a debate party that night, and now they can't look at each other without crying.

All of the attacks on Kerry involve his thoughtless words at the expense of someone's feelings: He hurt the Iraqi prime minister when he said he wasn't legitimate -- the bitch; he hurt the troops in Iraq when he said it was the wrong war at the wrong time -- men!; he hurt the Vietnam vets when he totally broke the girl code and told everybody about their atrocities. And worst of all, he hurt the president's feelings when he laughed at Whoopi Goldberg's jokes.

And another thing about John Kerry: He uses Botox, he spends too much time on his hair, and he's two-faced -- flip-flopper!

"Also, I bet John Kerry didn't deserve any of those medals. I woulda gone to stupid old Vietnam, but I wanted to be a stay-at-home soldier."

Excuse me, this president isn't resolute: He's on the rag.......................
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http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2004/10/08/newrule/index.html


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[Cha]

1. Funny, but as a girl of a certain

age ..I don't think we're gonna take having bush compared to us...we stand tall for our Country.

I think bush is like a little baby bush..the kid who never had to grow up.