Comedians on the Campaign

[GreenPartyVoter]

"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno"

"President Bush and Vice President Cheney came forward and officially conceded that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. Feeling the tremendous relief that came from admitting this fact, they also said that there is not a Santa Claus, O.J. did it, and Al Gore has actually been president for the last four years."

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"Late Show with David Letterman":

"Free elections were held in Afghanistan. Already, though, there are charges of fraud in Broward and Dade counties."

"The first debate, they had the podiums. The second debate, at the request of President Bush, it was the town hall format. And also at the request of President Bush, the next one will be the happy hour format."

"But the third debate is Wednesday night, and this is going to be an exciting one because the jackpot is up to $375,000 and the winner gets it all."

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

1. Happy Hour format.... lol