LOL! One of O'Reilly's e-mails tonight..

[Fenris]

'Mr. O'Reilly,

I went to my local bookstore and they were already sold out of "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids."'

Then Blotchy Bill proceeded with a hilarious "there's no need to panic" speech telling Mr. Completely Made-Up that they were aware of the crushing demand for 'The Factor for Kids' and that more supplies are on the way. DON'T PANIC MR. AND MRS. JOE REPUBLICAN...you'll soon be able to make your teen read O'Reilly's book and then wonder why he or she wants to drink, smoke, and take lots and lots of delicious drugs! There's nothing a kid enjoys more than reading a thick book about skin care advice from an idiot near 60.

:D

The man is so shameless it's hysterically funny.

And now, an excellent review of "The O'Reilly Factor For Kids":

http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/FactorForKidsReview.html

[flamingyouth]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'd look at that book next time I'm in a bookstore, but I'm afraid that whatever's wrong with him might be contagious.:scared:

[Cat Atomic]

2. Bill O'Reilley responds, "don't get all up in my grill, yo."

"You see, a new shipment of books is coming your way, so I'm really not wack at all so SHUT UP. Thank you and peace out".

[Fenris]

3. HAHAHAHA

Yo!

[Politicub]

4. OMG - LMAO!!

From the review:

The O’Reilly Factor For Kids’ putative purpose is to give teens some honest, straightforward advice
from a guy who’s been there and who, as a father himself, knows how to rap with the kids. Instead, it’
s a deeply confused tract on everything from sharing to reasoning with bullies to proper skin care (we’
ll get to this one later). At times, Bill sounds like he’s talking to 5-year-olds (“You have to learn -- and
believe me, I know how awful these words can be when you want something -- to share.”);
sometimes he appears to be counseling the elderly (“But excessive sun exposure, according to the
U.S. Office of the Surgeon General, can lead to skin cancer and other skin growths, cataracts,
premature aging of the skin, and several other types of health problems”); but most of the time he
sounds like a deranged Carmelite nun trying to relate to teenagers on their own level (“The adult
doesn’t have to be in the room snappin’ to OutKast, but one of these specimens must be
somewhere on the premises …”)


He's a strange, strange man.

Another good excerpt:

In Pinheads and Smart Operators: Instant Message Number 3, Bill writes “IMNSHO (which O’Reilly
and all teens apparently know means ‘In my not-so-humble opinion’), a pinhead gets sunburned.
Okay, a nice even tan can make you look healthy and sexy. Or it can advertise to your friends that
you’ve had a great winter vacation at the beach. But excessive sun exposure, according to the U.
S. Office of the Surgeon General …” -- and then on he goes about those legendary teen bugaboos
cataracts as well as studies from Boston University and the Centers for Disease Control. (Or the BU
to the CDC as O’Reilly might put it.)

:kick:

[ET Awful]

5. The best review of that book was the 11 year old girl Franken had on

Who basically just said "It's the most boring book I've ever read." :)

[NYCGirl]

6. You have to tell Al Franken about that. He'll love it!

http://www.airamericaradio.com/shows/alfrankenshow/contact.asp

[UTUSN]

7. The Depth of O'WHORELY's Denial Is Astounding

Like, he actually BELIEVES that:

1) He is an Independent.
2) He is fair.
3) He is NOT a blind Shrub kool aid drinker.
4) He grew up lower income, speaks-truth-to-power.
5) He is NOT racially prejudiced.
6) His internet polls of 86% and up actually MEAN something.


For any psychiatrist/psychology/family-practitioners out there, this person is a severe case of verbal-emotional abusing (if not actual PHYSICAL abusing), uncontrolled anger, and more than I can verbalize.

[XanaDUer]

8. God, I rarely laugh until phlegm comes up.

That was great.

[skrunch]

9. Word to your Mother

Yo homies!
My name is Bill
And you need to chill
So don't buy the spin
'cause you don't need it to win
Turn off that beat box
and get the knob on Fox
So listen to O'Reillly
He won't tell ya no lielly
You don't need to stew
'cause he's "Lookin' Out For You"(TM)

Ya dig?...Sho Nuff

(lyrics copyright 2004 Rampant Ego Productions
all rights reserved)

[jdj]

10. Does he have a chapter about cunnilingus in there?

Oh, wait, that's his OTHER book...

freaking hypocrite.

[FredScuttle]

11. was the letter from "I.P. Freely"?

n/t