DildO Rielly BWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[gWbush is Mabus]

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[newsguyatl]

1. great minds...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2486006

[OutsourceBush]

13. Here ya go Bill!

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[Vickers]

2. A nickname is born!

:toast:

[VOX]

3. Dare I say, "This one will stick."

:evilgrin:

[belle]

4. As if it were strapped on!

[Kipepeo]

5. Bwaahahahaha

:7

[VOX]

HA!!!!

Thanks, belle!
:bounce:

[in_cog_ni_to]

6. Has a nice "vibe" !

:evilgrin:

[K8-EEE]

7. CARIBBEAN SHOWER FANTASIES/

OMG I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

THESE SELF IMPORTANT, SELF RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLES ARE HYPOCRITES.

DOWN. TO. THE. MAN.

HYPOCRITES!

[Fleshdancer]

9. I would be creeped out if my boss started saying crap like that

This guy has a lot of karma headed his way.

[Fleshdancer]

8. Apparently some woman gave him his beloved dildo....

Granted, I'm not a man, but guys, if a woman gave you a fake penis, wouldn't you take it personally? It's one thing to go out and get one for yourself if that's what you're in to, but wouldn't it be a bit insulting if it were a gift? To me it says "well, the real thing isn't all that great so use THIS instead"

Just my take on things

[in_cog_ni_to]

10. I'm not a man either, but

I could guarantee you that MY husband would be highly insulted. Does HE say someone gave it to him?

[Fleshdancer]

11. Yeah, he told the woman who filed the lawsuit. It's on Smoking Gun

I'll go find it and post it here...


On edit: Here it is:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris14.html

During the course of O'Reilly's telephone monologue on August 2, 2004, he suggested that the Plaintiff Andrea Mackris purchase a vibrator and name it, and that he had one "shaped like a cock with a little battery in it" that a woman had given him. It became apparent that Defendant was masturbating as he spoke.

[in_cog_ni_to]

19. Geez. If a woman really DID give it to him,

he's an ignorant SOB. Didn't he know what she was telling him? I say he bought it himself and just tells people a woman gave it to him. Like you said, most men would be insulted. He wasn't. I think he bought it himself.

[FlemingsGhost]

12. C'mon, girls... Bill needs something for his "No Spin Zone."

Or is that his "Open Zone"?

:evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

15. Yeah, just because it vibrates doesn't mean it spins

so shut up! lol

[TahitiNut]

16. Is the "No Spin Zone" one of his erogenous zones?

:puke:

[in_cog_ni_to]

20. The "O" spot? n/t

[FlemingsGhost]

21. Well, it sure ain't his "Pee-body" (n/t)

Dems

[OutsourceBush]

17. Does that mean his dildo does not spin

it just vibrates? I thought he could afford the high end model. LOL

[TahitiNut]

14. I thought it was spelled "Dill dOh!Reilly" ... no?

:silly:

[Fleshdancer]

18. On a slightly serious note....

If I were Ludicris (sp?) I'd be VERY pissed right now. Basically, if I were ANYONE who was on the receiving end of O'Reilly's "moral lecture" I'd be all over the airwaves yelling and screaming about the hypocrisy.