Limbaugh's on drugs. O'Reilly's a sexist bully. Who's next?

[AP]

Hannity is a cross-dressing pedophile? Coulter tortures small animals? Malkin is a satanist?

[Owlet]

1. er..Ann Coulter

..is a large dog fancier?

[frankly_fedup2]

28. I would LOVE that freak of nature to have a deep, dark secret with

skeletans in her closet. Everyone does. Just everyone does not know about them.

[rooboy]

2. Umm...

Coulter turns out to be a man.
Malkin turns out to be a man.
Hannity turns out not to be a man.

[drumwolf]

3. My guess would be:

Coulter would be the pedophile, not Hannity. Kinda like Mary Kay Letourneau, or a female Michael Jackson -- after all, she can't get an adult male, so she'll go for the young'uns.

Hannity, I'm guessing, would also probably be another sexual harasser. He seems the type.

EDITED TO ADD: A couple of people have mentioned bestiality. I think Hannity would be the most likely candidate for that.

[11 Bravo]

4. Hannity enjoys sex with adolescents and small rodents.

n/t

[Mandate My Ass]

5. Ashcroft

Only I can't think of something freaky about him because I might lose my breakfast.

He is the poster boy for sanctimonious pricks.

[Arianrhod]

15. What's freakier than claiming cats are devils

and feeling intimidated by statues of females?

(Or maybe it was the fact that it was a statue of Justice. . . .)

The man is sick.

[Mandate My Ass]

21. LOL

Good points, particularly about the statue. He must have been a bottle baby.

[mandyky]

6. Sean Hannity is gay, and so is Michael Savage.

Ann Coulter really is a transgendered man.
Drudge has an affair with Monica!
Pat Robertson gets nailed over blood diamonds.
Jerry Falwell has threesomes with his marriage counsellees.

[w13rd0]

7. Bush is a warmongering, greedy coward...

...and Cheney clubs baby seals with the glee of a giddy schoolgirl.

[Squeech]

8. Don't forget William Bennett

But I'm really waiting for the photos of Grover Norquist in leather with whips and tax forms. (And he'll be the submissive one.)

[Algorem]

18. Bennett actually got hired to do a daily talk show on Salem AFTER the

gambling was exposed.He's on weekday mornings,drivetime on the "religious and family-themed network"(Right.) http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/mediamix/2004-02-25-media-mix_x.htm

[Jim Sagle]

9. Rusty Humphries

Turns out he's a drunken bum broadcasting from a local bar.

That would suprise no on - that's what he sounds like.

[mandyky]

10. Kick

These are so much fun

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

11. I really don't give a damn what any of these people do, but

you make an excellent distinction about O'Reilly's actionable offense, that so many other posters have overlooked in their gloating over his exploits:

It's not that he's a perv. It's that he used his power to intimidate and harrass an employee for sexual gratification.

Vibrators and phone sex? In terms of perversity, that doesn't even rank. What's really disturbing is his use of a falafel. Now *that's* kinky.

I don't care what people do for kicks so long as they're not hurting others, like O'Reilly, or being hypocrites like Limbaugh.

[Cha]

12. I don't know who's next but

bill bennett("bookie of virture") did go down cause he was a hypocritical gamblin' junky!

[arwalden]

13. Ralph Reed Is A Bugger Of Boys?

[Algorem]

14. longtime local Cleveland sportstalk host/republican doofus Bruce Dren-

nan is in deep doo-doo for bookmaking operation http://www.cleveland.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1097746666313651.xml?nohio

[skypilot]

16. It will be revealed that Penna. Senator Rick Santorum...

...has a huge stash of gay porn with a particular focus on well-endowed black men. You know it's coming.

[GRLMGC]

30. That's likely

His venomous hatred for gays is far too extreme. Anyone that homophobic has to be insecure about something.

[George_S]

17. All I know is...

... that EVERYONE in the Kerry administration had better be pure as snow and never, ever practice ANY sex except in the missionary position with their spouse.

Will it be possible to recruit an administration so pure and lacking any skeletons in the closet?

You can bet the neocons will be digging deep and trying their best to setup anyone they can. Both the left and the right have a lot to resent when it comes to Mr. Bill, but what they tried to do to Clinton will be mild in comparison.

[Cleita]

20. Let's hope they have some counter attacks on file

if the neo-cons try to pull that stunt again. IMHO, Janet Reno in her effort to be impartial allowed the impeachment to occur. Once the wheels started rolling, there was no way to stop this Sherman tank of an outrageous investigation. I hope the new Attorney General won't allow himself to be manipulated again. We know the extreme right have no principles and to allow them to use the system for their own evil ends has to be stopped.

[Cleita]

19. I have this fantasy of Bush in a harness and a leather hood

over his face, chained somewhere in the basement of the White House, while Laura Bush in leathers, fishnet stockings, Nazi jackboots and a whip makes him conjugate verbs. Everytime he does it wrong, she lays a lash on.

[VaYallaDawg]

23. You sure it would be Laura??

Maybe more like Karen Hughes?

[Cleita]

26. Or Condi?

Maybe all three of them? What a repulsive trio.

[stanwyck]

22. Rove and Wolfowitz

both give me the creeps. Why are conservatives so unbelievably unattractive? Really. As a group, they're not just physically repulsive, they're spiritually ugly. Is there some kind of conservative axiom that the media darlings of the right feature overly-groomed blonde women who all look like Mary Kay reps. and the men all look like your worst blind date ever?

[Jim Sagle]

24. Mike Savage is a troll who lives in a dumpster in back of the station.

[JitterbugPerfume]

25. right wing fundies are sexually repressed

I would not put any perversion past any of them

[JVS]

27. Bill Bennet compulsive gambler, O'Reilly is really just the 3rd in series

[Neshanic]

29. Coulters is unimaginable to any sane human. When hers comes...

It will make you lose sleep at nights, and you will not want to go to any Safari Drive-Thru Park.

[underpants]

31. Hannity's booster seat is writing a tell all book

You heard it here first.

[ArtVandaley]

32. O'Reilly sounds like a huge pervert

He champions himself as "Mr. Family Values," but the quotes the lawsuit against him attributes to him make him sound like a dirty old man. Not just your average, run of the mill horny sexist, but a fullfledged pervert. I almost vomitted when I read some of that stuff. I believe there was one thing in their about him going to a whorehouse. If the woman does infact have audiotapes of her conversations with Bill, he's finished. I really what the conservative reaction would be . . .