What career will you pursue if Bush gets another term?

[Wendigo]

[Wickerman]

1. I'll go back to Community College and be retrained

to be a court jester. I'm not funny, but, with the powers of CC, I have hope that I can serve my betters well.

[MetaTrope]

13. Recommend Bill O'Reilly's "Masters" program

though you have to supply your own female co-worker.

[onehandle]

2. Depends....

Whatever job gets me a one way trip to Canada.

[Lautremont]

3. Astronaut on four-year mission to Mars.

Well, I would if I was American. Might do it anyway.

[BuelahWitch]

11. I'll gladly trade you citizenships n/t

[skygazer]

4. Freedom fighter n/t

[Ladyhawk]

5. Student of stone-age technology. nt

[Big Kahuna]

6. Illegal Alien

[wildflower]

7. If it happens, maybe

we will see many more people going into work that helps people, animals, and the environment, in order to offset the * administration.

-wildflower

[stubertmcfly]

8. you left off...

..."occupation: becoming a canadian citizen"

[MaryH]

9. Bag Lady

I already have my outfit planned. Still need to steal a grocery cart.

[democratreformed]

10. Something to do with religion. Or closely associated with it. n/t

[BuelahWitch]

12. Look for a Canadian husband n/t