What is Dick Morris's problem?

[ObaMania]

He has this new book out "Because He Could" which apparently rebuts "My Life". The Cllinton's must've screwed him big time!

I can't believe he can use the "My Life" cover (albeit ripped in half) on the cover of his book which will probably be hatefully displayed next to Big Dawg's book in stores.

[Maat]

1. Didn't the Clintons fire him or something?

He has the biggest grudge against them. When I see him on T.V., I change the channel quickly - or I will lose my last meal, for sure.

[napi21]

2. Morris kisses the a** that's paying him!

I hope his book makes it to the $1.00 discount table in a week!

[theoceansnerves]

3. because they disowned his sorry ass.

he fucked up and got called out on it by the administration instead of covering it up and lying like the current administration does. he's so transparent and unbelievably wrong YET what a surprise fox still calls a clinton basher an "expert."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Toe sucking bottom feeder

[Dem Agog]

5. He did one on Hillary too

Using the same ripped in half technique. Both books were side by side at my local bookstore. While you can't judge a book by its cover, these two covers together seem to indicate that Dickie is a bitter, pissy little man who is unhealthily obsessed with the Clintons.

But hey, he's one of the few emotionally fucked up mental midgets out there making money from their psychological waste. Gotta give him credit for that.

[Chelsea Patriot]

6. His Big Toe is Larger then his Penis.

His hookers have to have something to suck on.

[freetobegay]

7. His dildo's not big enough!

[doc03]

8. He is the illegitimate son of Dick Cheney, that makes him a son of

a dickhead.

[vickie]

9. He is a vengeful, Clinton obsessed toe-sucking whoremonger!

[kodi]

10. toe jam poisoning

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[devilgrrl]

11. Who takes him serious anyway?

eom

[kskiska]

12. He seems to write an anti-Clinton book every 30 days,

or what passes for books these days.

[The Minus World]

13. Appropriately Named.

Apparently, he's "The most influential private citizen in America" according to TIME.

I'm not sure whether this is part of the stream of consciousness on this board, but he was also heavily involved in the making of FahrenHYPE 9/11, as well.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

14. what i wonde ris why anyone asks for his analysis

it always turns out to be dead wrong. whatever dick predicts, the opposite always happens

and i think his value as a strategist is overrated, his big advice to clinton was sign the welfare bill. people didnt reelect bill because he went to the right, as the pundits often say. they reelected him because newt gingrich scared the living shit out of them

had clinton not sold out and followed dick's advice, then in the long run, things would have worked out better. nader would have had no traction in 2000, as those of us who voted for him wouldn't have been so damned disiluusioned with the DNC

[SoCalDem]

15. Um... a toe shortage??

Is he cranky?? Maybe he and BO can hook up and do some "falafel":)

[VOX]

16. He's a vile piece of shit -- a parasite that's sucking off of Clinton...

He actually makes the pretense of psychoanalyzing Clinton in this latest "book."

Look up the word "loser" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of Dick Morris right there.

[Gin]

He sucked one too many toes.....and Clinton is still creating jobs in this

country....We miss you Bill.

[Pepperbelly]

17. passive-aggressive and deep-seated envy, penis, and all else. nt