Jacobin
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:00 AM
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Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected (The Onion) |
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Edited on Fri Oct-15-04 06:12 AM by Jacobin
GREENSBORO, NC—In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election.
Cheney issues a warning to Greensboro, NC voters. "If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself," Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. "When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat."
Added Cheney: "It would be a tragedy to suffer another attack on American soil, let alone one perpetrated by an enemy as well-organized and well-equipped as I am. My colleagues and I urge voters to keep their safety in mind when they go to the polls."
Although Cheney would not comment on the details of his proposed attack on a John Kerry-led U.S., national-security experts said he possesses both the capabilities and the motivation to pose a serious threat.LMAO. Love the Onion More: http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:07 AM
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1. I can hear him breathing through his Darth mask. |
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I'm sure glad you put 'The Onion' in your headline. Otherwise I would have had a stroke. lol. :bounce:
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