On "Regis & Kelly," O'Reilly promotes kids book, vows to fight sex charges

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Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, left, speaks with hosts Regis Philbin, center and Kelly Ripa during an appearance on 'Live with Regis and Kelly' Thursday Oct. 14, 2004, in New York. During the appearance to promote his children's book on the show O'Reilly said this was 'the worst day of my life,' vowing to fight sexual harassment charges by Andrea Mackris, one of his producers. (AP Photo/Buena Vista Television, HO)

[robbedvoter]

1. No parent should be without Dildo'Really's survival guide!

In fact, I wonder - however did anyone on Earth raise children before?

[FunBobbyMucha]

2. Dear unka Bill--I feel bad because I talked back to my mommy. Timmy

Timmy--

SHUT UP! You're a BAD GUY, Timmy! I'm calling on all my listeners to boycott Timmy Andrews, age eight, Ms. Krell's homeroom.

Hope this helps, your bad touch uncle Bill.

[Skittles]

3. Hopefully he doesn't mention falafel in his kiddie book

[Ripley]

4. Oh, he'll probably be more popular now...

Like Bill Bennett and his Book of Virtues. Yep a guy who has blown 10 million bucks in Vegas will give you moral guidance on how to live a righteous life! He is still freaking a guest commentator on CNN, et al.

I hate America because of this shit!

[UTUSN]

5. Some Quotes Here: "This the worst day of my life..."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2489266&mesg_id=2489266

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2489951&mesg_id=2489951

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6. gratuitous from Portland, you're in the No Spin Zone

"Yeah, Bill? What are you wearing?"

Click! Bzzzzzz.

[Ripley]

7. lol

good one. I thought I heard his kiddie book was being removed from bookshelves somewhere! Funny...I think they deserve this crap! What will we tell our children! Think of the Children!! Remember when that was the issue about bj's and Monica. Well, hell, how DO you describe what he said about a falafel to your little girl? LOL

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. O'Reilly: "If I have to suffer, that's the way it has to be"

Great. Now he's a martyr on top of being a falafel pervert.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1802&e=1&u=/washpost/20041015/ts_washpost/a34312_2004oct15

"I knew I was going to get vilified and vile stuff was going to be put out there," O'Reilly said in a telephone interview. "It's very embarrassing to have this stuff out there. Any human being would be depressed to see this. . . . This is the worst day of my life. . . . I have to protect the people closest to me. If I have to suffer, that's the way it has to be."

O'Reilly said he could not, on his lawyer's advice, address producer Andrea Mackris's accusations that he subjected her to graphic phone-sex chats -- a tactic that her attorney, Benedict Morelli, seized upon.

"Guys like O'Reilly who like to espouse what right-wing Republicans espouse about family values shouldn't be doing stuff like this," he said, adding: "The man knows he did it. He finally got it through his thick skull that he did it, and he's not going to get away with it. . . . He's going down."

Although attorneys, publicists and media critics differ on whether O'Reilly is handling the accusations wisely, there is one point of agreement: The nation's most popular cable news host, who often lectures guests on morality and recently wrote a book of advice for children, could be badly tarnished if the allegations are proved.