Holy Cow, was Dubya's debate hump a Defibrilator?

[JohnyCanuck]

Maybe the Dickster thought the Shrub might need it and lent him one of his own.




The LifeVest fills the therapeutic gap between hospitalization and an ICD. The LifeVest has the same important characteristics of both an ICU/CCU and the ICD; it continuously monitors the heart and is designed to provide prompt defibrillation when needed. LIFECOR®, Inc. believes that the LifeVest has the potential to become the standard of care for intermediate-term patients. And, in cases when an ICD is not feasible, it also can serve as a longer-term alternative.

http://www.lifecor.com/about_lifevest/when_to_use.asp

[aden_nak]

1. Maybe Rove was shocking him when he said the wrong thing.

[greekspeak]

11. That would explain his aborted slam against the media

That was classic. But, days later and the media is still whoring for him. They know what side their bread is buttered on.

[Wat_Tyler]

2. But where would that control unit go? It couldn't be on his hip.

[lilymidnite]

3. modern Shrubbie codpiece

[JohnyCanuck]

4. Maybe it would fit it inside the codpiece. n/t

[havocmom]

5. Didn't prevent him from fibbing. (n/t)

[JohnyCanuck]

6. No,No it's a difibrilator not a defiberator. n/t

[havocmom]

12. That's silly. Why would he have a difibrilator?

Don't ya have to have a car to have car trouble? :shrug: & ;)

[Raster]

7. more likely some type of electro-shock training device.

[realFedUp]

8. lots of comics about this today posted by nostamj

here's one:

[Paxdora]

9. Could be, but...

this is probably more like it:

[Dookus]

10. a couple years ago

I had a strange heart problem. My doctors INSISTED I get to a hospital immediately - I had to miss a Rolling Stones concert.

There's no way any doctor would allow somebody with a serious heart problem to go out campaigning. The doctor would lose his license.