FALAFEL!!!

[MallRat]

Keith Olbermann is absolutely right. This might be the single most hysterically funny part of the Andrea Mackris-Bill O'Lielly lawsuit.

Bottom of page 16.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html

"Defendant O'REILLY informed Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS that he was watching a porn movie and babbled perversely regarding his fantasies concerning Carribean vacations..."

(snip)

"During the course of his monologue, Defendant O'REILLY further stated:"

(snip)

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your..."

WHEW... Oh, oh my... all that talk about fried chickpeas is making me horny. :evilgrin:

-MR

[XanaDUer]

1. I'm not just saying this because I'm liberal

but long before Al Franken kicked his ass on TV at the book expo long ago, I have always felt that O'Reilly was certifiably insane-serial-killer-material insane, whacked, waaaaay out there.


He seems like a smoldering volcano of rage that is going to snap and go on a killing spree, and it won't take a lot to set him off.

[MallRat]

2. Smoldering volcano of rage. That's pretty accurate.

Do certifiably-insane serial killers like falafel? :D

-MR

[fob]

12. How do you know he hasn't ALREADY done that?

serial killer types like Dill dO'Reilly start young and escalate throughout their lives. I'd bet there are REAL skeletons in this guys closet somewhere!

[soupkitchen]

3. Falalfel Bill, Square Panties

Coming to a Porno theater near you

[realFedUp]

4. let's not forget the serious side of this case....

prosecuting O'Reilly and making Faux
appologize yet another time for hiring
such boorish pundits!

[lilymidnite]

5. That's *French* fried chick peas

please

[itcfish1]

6. Is that What

O'Reilly calls his Penis? Falafel?

[MallRat]

7. The possibilities are endless: The Falafel Factor, The No-Falafel Zone...

...wow. We can go to town on this one.

-MR

[KellyPaDem]

8. wait a minute...

He brings fried chick peas in the shower? Who brings food into a shower? Do you think he'll have started a trend ... pretty soon dinner parties in the shower!

[TexasBushwhacker]

9. What the hell was he thinking about?

I'm confused. He mentioned a loofah elsewhere, but what's the falafel thing? I'm 47 years old. What am I missing out on? If there's something fun you can do with falafel, I want to know about it!

BTW, I don't supposed anyone has secured a "no comment" from Mrs. O'Reilly have they?

[skypilot]

11. I think he got his words mixed up.

I think he was talking about a loofah and forgot what it was called and ended up referring to it as the "falafel thing". Repubs are pretty dumb.

[Gruenemann]

13. felafel...loofah...

fallujah...halleluja...
just a slip o' the o'reilley silver tongue...he was so horny he didn't know what he was saying.

Maybe that's why * doesn't know what he's saying either.

[eissa]

10. I'll never be able to make or eat

another falafel without laughing uncontrollably. Repukes are so weird.