THE CHENEY CLAN - with apologies to Sammy Davis Jr.

[nostamj]

time for a little levity on this issue! OMG, msnbc just had a graphic with SHIELDING MARY. unbelievable! anyway, a new parody for the second family.... and, if you like it, PLEASE give it a KICK! thanks............

THE CHENEY CLAN - with apologies to Sammy Davis Jr.

WHO CAN FAKE AN OUTRAGE
WITH A TAWDRY LIE
MAKING UP AN ISSUE
THAT THEIR FUNDIE BASE WILL BUY?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

DADDY'S TALKING DIRTY
MOMMY'S WRITING SMUT
WHO THINKS THE WORD 'LESBIAN'S
ANOTHER WORD FOR SLUT?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

THE CHENEY CLAN'S BLITZ AND THEIR ANGRY FITS
SO POLITICALLY MOTIVATED
RICK SANTORUM THINKS SHE SHOULD BE HATED
BUT YOU WERE NOT AGGRAVATED.

OH, ALAN KEYES CAN DISS HER
IN A NASTY WAY
WHO IGNORES A SLUR
BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE USED TO SWAY?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

THE CHENEY CLAN PLAYS HARDBALL EVERY DAY
WITH HYPOCRISY THAT'S SHAMELESS
REPUBLICANS ARE ALWAYS BLAMELESS
EVEN WHILE THEY MAKE THE SAME MESS

WHO THINKS GREED'S A GOOD THING?
WHO PROFITS FROM THE WAR?
WHO SHILLS FOR THE RIGHT WING
LIKE A TWENTY DOLLAR WHORE?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

YES, THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD.....

IN A LANDSLIDE

[PittLib]

1. That is absolutely ...

priceless.

[nostamj]

2. thanks!

hope it doesn't vanish TOO quickly...

[nostamj]

3. kick

[Bjornsdotter]

4. Roflamo......nice job! n/t

[nostamj]

18. missed you earlier... thanks for the kick!

[FuzzySlippers]

5. Hilarious!!!

[nostamj]

6. WELCOME TO DU!!

how kind to make your FIRST post on my humble thread...

:hi:

[Mad_Dem_X]

7. Brilliant!!!!

I'm sure that Sammy's smilin' down on you. :hi:

[nostamj]

10. i just hope he was a DEMOCRAT!

thanks.

[Butterflies]

8. Very good! The last verse is the best . . .

Greed is good , War profiting, Right wing shilling, Whores. Yup, that's them.

[nostamj]

9. thanks! this one just flowed out

could probably have done 25 verses with slimely material like them!

[lcooksey]

11. Beautiful!

A work of art!
:headbang:

[nostamj]

16. 'art' is a bit much but...

after 20+ years of writing this kind of thing, I hope I have my CRAFT together...

;-)

[Ilsa]

12. Love it! That's great. You are so creative!

[nostamj]

26. thanks!

getting flamed for my latest... dunno why. some have NO sense of humor at all.... :shrug:

[TexasSissy]

13. You've outdone yourself with this one! Congrats!

:7

[nostamj]

14. thank you, thank you and thank you

for the last three posts!

obviously, I love writing parodies, esp. political! plenty more to come, I promise.

next up with be: TAKE YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP (based on "Take This Job and Shove It")

probably tomorrow morning if not sometime tonight...

[nostamj]

15. gee... if I had only known...

I would have written a Crossfire/Jon Stewart parody!!

;-)

[nostamj]

17. kick for comedy!

when will Jon Stewart hire ME!?!?

[AngryOldDem]

19. Keep this kicked!

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:


God, after the week I've had, it's good to laugh!

Thanks!

[nostamj]

22. thank you AOD!!!

they are a kind of therapy for me too!

i'd do a book of my collected political parodies, but...

it would be OBSOLETE and dated in less than a month!

[phylny]

20. Enjoyed it immensely! n/t

[Eric J in MN]

21. Thanks, that was good (nt)

nt

[nostamj]

23. thanks Eric (and phylny!)

hard to keep it in sight but I appreciate the :thumbsup:

I liked it...

[PROGRESSIVE1]

24. Oh thats GOOD!

:D

[nostamj]

25. thanks P1!

appreciated!

[nostamj]

27. saturday kick

for the weekend crowd....

[nostamj]

28. .