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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:48 PM
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An Open Apology to Mary Cheney
Hey, listen. . .

There are going to be a bunch of jokes here (and in other areas of the media) about you, about your dad, and about the fact that you're a lesbian. And odds are, I'm going to break down and make a few myself (though hopefully not ones utterly devoid of taste). Look, I'm sorry, okay? I know you can't pick your parents, and you can't pick their careers. And I figure that you love your father, and have some sort of peace with him, or you'd have brought it up by now.

But look, however he acts as a family man is between himself and his family. How he acts in public, how he acts as the Vice President of the United States, well. . . I'm sorry, but that's my business. And regardless of what kind of person he is privately, publicly the man is perhaps the single most corrupt, malicious, underhanded son of a bitch I've had the displeasure of not voting for. And because he is the Vice President of the United States, I am going to say so. Loudly. And often.

And it was your father who first raised the issue of your sexuality. From a political standpoint, it was an interesting move. I do believe that he was playing politics with it, because he assumed it would be just too taboo for anyone else to mention. It was your father's running mate that forced the issue of sexuality into the political playing field this election. If they were taking advantage of the facts at hand in any way, I'm certainly sorry for that as well.

And I'm sorry for the issue this country has with sexuality. I'm sorry that homosexuality even raises enough eyebrows to BE a political issue. I'm sorry that your father and his running mate are on a ticket that, historicly, has not always been the most tolerant of alternate lifestyles. I'm sorry that they are so closely affiliated with large political organizations that attempt to block equal rights for people regardless of their sexual orientation. I'm sorry for it, but I refuse to cut anyone any slack over it. If you take objection to this sort of thing, I might suggest you take it directly to your father.

So, I guess what I'm saying is that you're likely to get knocked around a little bit, perhaps from both sides, because you have suddenly become the center of "outrage" on the political right. I don't find anything that John Kerry or John Edwards said about you offensive in any way, though your parents certainly seem angry about your name being raised. I once again would advise you to refer these complaints to your father directly, for running alongside a man who chose to force same sex marriages as a completely unnecessary and highly devisive issue over the past year.

I don't want to see whatever family relationships you have ruined or damaged. And I would like to think that if they truly are strong, loving bonds, they can weather the brief political storm from now to November 2nd. I'm not the least bit ashamed to say that I hope your father loses this election by a landslide. I also hope you can resume a normal, happy, politics-free life come November 3rd if that's the road you choose. But until then things are likely to be quite nasty. And that nastiness started with how your father and his running mate have deceived and destroyed this country over the past four years.

It isn't fair that you have to pay (quite literally) for the sins of your father. But life isn't really fair. And that goes doubly so for politics.
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:51 PM
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1. My apology to Mary Cheney...
Dear Mary,

I apologize that you and your family are a bunch of hypocritical, fascist assholes.

Sincerely yours,

devilgrrl
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:52 PM
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2. Well, yeah, that's the concise version of what I said, I guess. :P
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:55 PM
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6. Very well done!
When will the GOPers say they are sorry for the things they said about Kerry and Edwards hugging each other? They went on about that for weeks! They can dish the sh*t out but they can't take it!
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pelagius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:53 PM
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3. Nice. But Mary hasn't asked for an apology or even...
...expressed her "outrage" in any way. It's just Mom, Dad, and vile wingnut apparatchiks trying to spin a news cycle or two.
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 02:02 PM
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8. I know she hasn't.
But part of me does feel bad for her. First off, her dad is Dick Fucking Cheney. If that doesn't make you feel pity for her, I don't know what will. Okay, now imagine having to tell your dad, Dick Fucking Cheney, that you're gay. I bet that was a fun Thanksgiving.

Mary: "So dad. . . "
Dick: *on the cell phone* "I don't care, Donald, just make him disappear."
Mary: "DAD."
Dick: "Oh, uh, sorry hon. What is it?"
Mary: "Yeah, so, I'm gay."
Dick: . . .
Lynne: "Dick, put that god damned cell phone back down!"

I have no doubts that she hates this bullshit, but she didn't choose her father, and I can understand how, for the solidity of her own family, she would campaign for him even if she disagrees with him on many things.
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:53 PM
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4. I remember the "good old days"...
...when folks used to have to ask "Where's Mary Cheney?" :eyes:

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Child_Of_Isis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:55 PM
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5. Dear Mary Cheney,
The only one's who give a rat's ass about who you sleep with, are the republicans. You know...the ones that you are campaigning for. So, suck it up.
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951 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:59 PM
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7. Will you stop whoring this RW bullpoo?
16 Mary Cheney threads in 24 hours is absolutely beyond ridiculous
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