SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP - with no apologies to anyone

[nostamj]

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP - with no apologies to anyone

(To the tune of "Take This Job and Shove It")

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE...
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THESE FASCISTS
FOR NEARLY FOUR LONG YEARS
ALL THIS TIME, I WATCHED MY COUNTRY
BEING RUN BY FEAR AND SMEARS
CAN WE ASK HOW MANY MORE MEN MUST DIE,
ALL THE ONES WHOSE VOTES ARE LOST?
I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR RIGHT WING SPIN,
YOUR PROJECTIONS ARE A LIE!

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

WELL MY MAMA'S HEARIN' RUSH LIMBAUGH'S RANTS
AND EV'RY FOX NEWS SHOW.
IF YOU ASK FOR HER OPINION
YOU KNOW SHE DON'T KNOW.
ELECTION DAY, WE BRING IT TO A STOP
YOU LIARS ARE GONNA PAY
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR FACES
WHEN THE MAJORITY CAN SAY:

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP!

[BeFree]

1. If the polls be wrong

Then we shall see, but if they have any credence at all then that means we have failed, Kerry has failed, and we are doomed, Doomed I tell ya, DOOMED! :grin:

I like the polls. They make us sit up and take notice that our rosy colored glasses may need cleaning. They make some truly consider what is at stake. Besides, who the hell wants to read a bunch of "We've Won" posts? Any intelligent being knows it ain't over.

Apology accepted.

[nostamj]

3. "Apology accepted" who the F* apologized???

who said we don't have work to do?

who said anything was over?

your post is WAY WACK.... and fox level stupid. just saying.... :shrug:

[BeFree]

4. Fox level stupid, eh?

The very need for you to say "apologies to no one" is like drawing a line in the sand and daring someone to cross it. I crossed your line.

Now, had you desired discussion about your tantrums, then we may have been able to discuss, since this IS a discussion forum and not your personal sandpit.

Aye, but his too shall miss it's mark, I fear.

The polls are the polls. You say fuck the polls and I say, consider this: Polls may have some merit and should not be discounted out of hand.

Discuss, not just cuss.

[nostamj]

5. you just missed the joke

i have posted MANY parody lyrics, and, like my TOON threads, included a signifier. "with apologies to" is what always use for parody threads, ie. 'with apologies to Harry Belefonte" recently and "with apologies to Sammy David Jr. earlier today.

these are HUMOR threads. jokes. satire.

'tantrums'? WTF is that? I satirized meaningless, skewed, 'national' polling that endlessly gets otherwise sane DUers into a pointless frenzy.

Aye, but his too shall miss it's mark, I fear.

cute. and pathetic. btw, your pompus sense of superiority, moral authority and, one would assume, intellectual prowesss is hardly bolstered by your belief in the 'merits' of national polling.

remember who WON the national poll last time.

and, discuss...yes. but you spit down from an assumed throne of importance.

it was satire! and, it too, missed it's mark with you.

[BeFree]

6. Ohhh, satire

Yeah, ok, I don't usually read your threads so how they hell would I know you are a _whatever_.

You should stick with satire and just ignore dummies like me, it makes you look so bad.

Apology forgiven.

[nostamj]

7. most incoherent reply ever. <click>

[Kanary]

2. "I don't have to apologize. I'm the President."

:shrug: