Amazon reviewers having O'Reilly fun

[charlie]

:D
My favorite:

The O'Reilly Factor for Kids

Reviewer: Chris T "ceetee99" (Omaha)

Top 10 Rejected Alternate Titles

10. SHUT UP!!! I'M ON THE PHONE!!!
9. DID YOU BRATS USE ALL THE BATTERIES AGAIN?
8. Children, THIS is a Lufa Sponge
7. Take a Shower Every Day, In the Carribean if Possible
6. Never Ever Use the Internet, especially The Smoking Gun.Com
5. Perverts, and the Perverting Perverts who Pervert Them
4. Don't Get Your Way? Just Get Roger Ailes to Kill Them
3. All Little Girls Have Massaging Devices
2. Look Out!!! Its Uncle Karma!!!
1. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE HYPOCRISY CURTAIN!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/0060544244

[Was_Immer]

1. GREAT stuff

We should add stuff!

[saracat]

2. Hilarious! I love it!

[fishnfla]

3. Is that DU's own Ronny Marshall as one of the reviewers? eom

[CatWoman]

7. YES!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Yup that would be me!

[fishnfla]

11. You rock, man

Full out rock

[Was_Immer]

4. Toilet Paper On The Go!,

This portable toilet paper holder measures about 9" x 6" so it's easy to put in a backpack on a camping trip etc. Or if you're simply sick of the standard round rolling paper in the bathroom, go rectangular! It adds a contemporary edge to the design.

It comes with a handy 104 sheets (208 usable sides) that are ready to rip out when ever nature calls. But I do have a few complaints. There are not enough photos, it's expensive, and it could be a LOT softer. But it sure beats using leaves!

[Bozita]

5. Great post! ... Check their reviews of Bush's autobiography...

... "A Charge to Keep"

[Cat Atomic]

6. Here's mine. :P

***** Great book for kids! I'd also suggest Ron Jeremy's diary.
Really great stuff! I know I loved reading about psychotic perverts when I was eight years old, so this one's a no-brainer! Makes a great stocking stuffer, and comes with a loofah.

[Was_Immer]

10. LOL good one

[CatWoman]

13. ROFL!!!!!!

STOP IT!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!

:hi:

[Was_Immer]

9. One for the Recycle Bin of History

[liberalcanuck]

12. Excellent!

[Gaffey Duck]

14. Kick

:kick:

[IdaBriggs]

15. Please don't add political opinions to book reviews on Amazons.

When I'm reading the "other customers think" reviews, I'm not interested in being preached at by either side -- I want to read what someone has to say ABOUT THE BOOK or MOVIE. Please don't waste everyone's time by playing this stupid game. Just like I don't want to read some idiot's opinion about Michael Moore when they haven't actually SEEN Fahrenheit 9/11, I'm not really interested in someone's opinion on Bill O'Reilly's life (instead of his book).

Yes, this stuff is funny, BUT IT DOESN'T BELONG IN THE REVIEW SECTION OF AMAZON!