Republican Wet Dream

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- Rich white guys are best equipped to manage the poor and homeless.
- Industry should have control over the environment.
- The Bible is the only sex manual.
- Man is the only endangered species.
- Wars should be fought for resources, not ideology.
- No basement for minimum wage, market demand will suffice.
- Homosexuals skin make great lampshades.
- If you don't speak English, you're not human.
- Non-Christians are devil worshipers.
- Too many smart people, close universities.
- H2 with machine gun mounts.
- Superfund unnecessary - depleted uranium used for warheads.
- Trees are lumber slaves.

Guess most Republicans are orgasming about now.

[Syncronaut Seven]

1. In the immortal words of Woody Alan

What if it's a blowjob?