More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Dems [They Settle For Less]

[truthisfreedom]

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1

'Primetime Live' Poll: More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats

New 'Primetime Live' Sex Survey Reveals That More Republicans (56%) Are Very Satisfied With Their Sex Lives Than Democrats

Oct. 18, 2004 American Sex Lives 2004, a new "Primetime Live" sex poll conducted in conjunction with the ABC News Polling Unit, is among the most comprehensive surveys of its kind in decades and establishes a new, detailed picture of sex attitudes and behavior in America today.

The full results of this wide-ranging sex poll will be presented during a live, hourlong "Primetime Live" event airing Thursday, Oct. 21 10-11 p.m. ET on the ABC Television Network.

The "Primetime Live" sex poll answers many provocative questions that we have all wondered about, but have never dared to ask, including: how many Americans describe themselves as sexually "traditional" or "adventurous"; how often are Americans having sex; what are the sex habits of cheaters; and who is cheating with their co-worker and who is cheating in the workplace.

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[MallRat]

1. Geez. Do the Republicans have to be in denial about EVERYTHING?

n/t

[jdots]

21. DU lounge research here on sex & republicans

I asked if anyone had had sex with a conservative.This is what appeared thru the jokes.Republican women found sex to be a way out of thier repressed lives.Republican men wanted to marry virgins. As a liberal guy I never wanted a woman to be a virgin. To have sex be very consensual and balanced,never a violent conquest.The right wing's aversion to feminism and sexual equality works well for them because they dimmly perceive thier belief in slaves and masters.What kind of guy goes to a dominatrix ? a rebulican guy does, to deal with the quilt and turn things around for a little while.They call themselves morally superior thru fear of sex not being a power trip.A liberal understands that courage comes from the heart and not the crotch.This is why,if asked they are satisfied,sex is part of thier status quo.A non conservative is more apt to engage in sex as a equal opportunity pleasure where both partners are satisfied.
We all knew that anyhow................boring !

[ladybugg33]

23. Most of them don't have sex. Of course, pedaphilia and incest, aside.

The only thing that really gives them an orgasm is fantasizing about Clinton and Monica while holding an assault weapon in one hand.

[Generator]

25. Exactamundo, their main aim in life is to lie to make themselves look

not only good, but "better" than Joe Blow liberal. Assholes.

[acmavm]

2. Whoa, this is really relevant. Who the hell cares? I personally have

always had the feeling that republicans breed by osmosis.

[trotsky]

3. Sure, they do it once a year, and they're satisfied with it.

Duh!

[rawstory]

4. wrong link

[truthisfreedom]

6. sorry, fixed.

[skylarmae]

5. yah, and monkies might fly outta my butt---Now I have new hope...

I may never believe another poll again. For that matter the next time I see a discouraging poll, I am going to remember this one and just start laughing. NEVER AGAIN repukes more sexual than dems. I am just.....

[Endangered Specie]

7. Yeah, they fuck pigs when they can't get enough from humans.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Of Course They Do! They Center Solely On Themselves

They don't know if it's better for their partner. But, they really don't care about anybody else, anyway.
The Professor

[Spike from MN]

9. Makes sense to me

After all, the repugs are screwing EVERYBODY. If you pay taxes, the repugs are screwing you. If you're on Social Security or Medicare, the repugs are screwing you. If you're in the military, the repugs are royally screwing you. Face it. They're screwing every single one of us up the butt and enjoying it immensely. Bastards.

[atre]

10. One overlooked explanation

Is that Republicans are disproportionately male, while Democrats are disproportionately female. Could that fact have something to do with these results?

[lakemonster11]

18. Definitely.

[chromotone]

11. Sure GOPers are "satisfied" but "Wham, bam, thank ya', Ma'am"...

...just won't cut it for the "intellectually curious."

[Arkana]

12. Of course Republicans have better sex lives

Those goats kick like mad when they get it up, ya know!

[smirkymonkey]

13. Yeah. I find that VERY hard to believe.

You might want to ask the blow up doll his/her opinion.

How can a bunch of selfish, sexually and emotionally repressed, uptight, robotic fucktards be having ANY sex - let alone GOOD sex?

And besides who cares? I find the idea of Republicans mating a sickening thought. :puke:

[MadHound]

14. More partisan propaganda from the "liberal" media

It is meant to divert and distract us from other, more important issues facing us now, at this critical moment in the campaign. Judging from the number of threads on this topic going this morning, sad to say, the tactic seems to be working.

[Zorra]

15. (warning - graphic) Why freepers are satisfied with their sex lives:

Freepers sure are getting desperate when they have to run a propaganda piece about their sex lives before an election!

Actual footage of a freepers head exploding in frustration over impending Kerry landslide:

[Mad_Dem_X]

24. As the saying goes:

"Democrats are sexier than Republicans; ever hear of someone getting a good piece of elephant?" :kick:

[devilgrrl]

16. What's that got to do with anything?

What a pile of crap this is.

[progressivebydesign]

17. Considering Repugs are the most likely to get caught doing kinky things..

..I'd say they WOULD be the most satisfied. Those people are DEVIANT!.. they're just pretty good at not getting caught.

[Rambis]

19. Does Cheneying yourself count? If so then yes n/t

xxxx

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

20. Wrong survey

They should have measured satisfaction with sex life (indexed from 5-20 questions) and compared it against the political affiliations of the respondents' PARTNERS.

[West Coast Democrat]

22. We just can't get enough!