the fools at ABC are claiming republicans have better sex.

[UpsideDownFlag]

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1

i was under the impression that they only explored that road as a way of making babies.

[rfranklin]

1. When caught they're usually wearing S&M outfits...

or diapers.

Kinkier perhaps, but "better?"

[Skidmore]

2. Yeeesh!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!.

Don't we have better things to get upset about? For the love of pete.

[aeolian]

Falafel bondage sex IS better sex.

Duh.

[DenverDem]

3. They are just satisfied with phone sex and anal vibrators.

That shit is easy to obtain with publican money.

[drscm]

4. They're certainly obsessed with everyone's sex life...

I don't know if that translates into better sex.

[ChrisK]

5. I wonder what the divorce rate is among the two parties?

I have a feeling that the Republicans have a higher rate then Demcorates...if only because of there unwillingness to compromise in a relationship....they (Republicans) have the mind-set of "Its my way or the highway" when it comes to others out there so I can't see it being any different with the persons that there married to or in a relationship with.

[EOTE]

6. I don't doubt this at all....

For instance, I'm sure if you were to poll O'Reilly after climaxing on the phone while speaking with his coworker, using his vibrator and thinking about falafel, he would have said that it was a 'very satisfying' sexual experience.

Republicans don't have better sex than Democrats, they just have far lower standards.

[VolcanoJen]

7. Well, I've never heard of a "good piece of elephant."

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[truth2power]

8. Good one, Jen! n/t

[rkc3]

9. Sounds like repubs are just happy to have sex at all - even only once.

[aden_nak]

10. It doesn't say BETTER sex, it says more SATISFYING sex.

And satisfaction is relative to expectation. I mean, if you're used to "once a month on a Friday evening for 3-5 minutes", it's not really hard to live up to that kind of thing.

[queerart]

11. Republicans Are Preoccupied With Talking About Sex......

... and the old saying goes... "The Ones Talking The Most About It, Are Not Doing It"

Just Like Highschool guys (of the old days of course ;-))

[mindfulNJ]

12. Republicans lie

why shouldn't they lie about this as well?

[OutsourceBush]

13. Bill O'Reilly has better sex, because he forces women to put out

The Sinclair Republican has better sex, because he likes hookers. Yea, they have better sex. lol

[auburngrad82]

14. They probably do

Just not with their spouses.

[Cat Atomic]

15. Republicans have been creaming their jeans since we started the bombing.

Of course they're "sexually satisfied". All they have to do to reach orgasm is flip on Fox News and look at some blast damage, or pop in Bush's old "Mission Accomplished" tape.

This poll is garbage, anyway.

[Vickers]

16. Rosie getting a workout?

:spank:

[JI7]

17. they say results has to do with Republicans being mostly men and Dems

being mostly women. and men are more likely to say they are satisfied with their sex life. and women are also more likely to fake orgasms.

[ComerPerro]

19. Or, What I was thinking

is that maybe they asked couples. Republican women were either too doped up on Xanax to notice, too afraid of their husbands to tell the truth, or were currently being "satisfied" by the pool boy and the gardener...

[skygazer]

18. What a load of crap

I'm a Dem woman and if someone called me up and asked me what my political affiliation was and how satisfying my sex life was in the same poll, I would tell them to go to hell.

In the same poll, some kinky Repuke would probably get off on breathing heavily into the phone while he fondled a falafel.

So does that mean I have a less satisfying sex life? No, it means I have some discretion and taste.

[ComerPerro]

20. but only for purposes of procreation

Having sex for recreational purposes is strictly forbidden. If you must engage in sexual intercourse, only the man may recieve pleasure, and you may only use Church-approved positions.

That is what I understand Republican sex to be.

[Neshanic]

21. Well they lie about everything else, why not lie about this?

Pathological liars as a group.

[movie_girl99]

22. yeah but not with their prude wives

they have to go outside the marriage to get freaky/adventurous. They think misionary is the only way. Beleive me I was married to one for 15 years!!!