Help me respond to some Repuke who said this:

[Was_Immer]

One Great Reason to be a republican:

As reported by ABC news...

'Primetime Live' Poll: More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/New...d=174461&page=1




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Please give me a good smartass responce.

[commentator]

1. Reply

Lower expectations?

[comsymp]

16. Snarf

And welcome to DU~

[rfranklin]

2. Talk to their wives in private....

and you will probably get laid.

[Vickers]

10. Bwahahahahahaha!

:toast:

I like the way you think!

[merbex]

3. Did they ask Bill O'Reilly?

[shaolinmonkey]

4. Most republicans are satisfied with the missionary position.

Most are lucky to have sex at all...well, for free anyway.

[klook]

5. Republicans are kinkier

They get off on loofas and falafels.

[Was_Immer]

6. Kick ass, thanks!

LOL great stuff

[shockingelk]

7. #1: Republicans have low expectations

#2: It says more men are Republican than women. Those Republican men who are enjoying their sex lives are married to Democratic women they are not pleasing.

[trotsky]

8. From the article:

Among the factors that impact the survey results is that more men identify themselves as Republicans and men are more likely to say they are sexually satisfied and enjoy sex "a great deal." Also, Democrats are more likely to be women; and the poll results show that women are more likely to fake orgasms.

In other words, Republican men get their rocks off while not pleasing their Democratic wives. Like that's news. :)

[karlrschneider]

14. "more likely to fake orgasms"...??? How, exactly does a man fake it?

Not sure I know a way to do that...:evilgrin:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

24. Let's just face it folks...

For most men, having a warm hole to come in qualifies as "great sex".

Women are a l-i-t-t-l-e more complicated. :)

So yeah, it follows the male-heavy GOP would of course be more more satisifed sexually.

[Warpy]

9. Repressed people say everything is fine

because they're too repressed to talk about many things. Sex is at the top of their list.

Pubbies say they're for personal responsibility and fiscal responsibility, too, and we know how those have gone.

[bowens43]

11. Another case of the Republican party

being the party of lowered expectations. They are more satisfied because they expect and receive much less. When all you expect is the missionary position four or five times a year, you're satisfied when you get it.

[ET Awful]

12. Of course they're more satisfied, they don't approve of sex

so not having any is very satisfying to them.

[Tsiyu]

13. Not the ones I know!

It always cracks me up when they sweetly declare they are "Christians"
if you are introduced in a club.

That night, they'll ask you if you want to do a line of coke, and act offended if you decline. They proceed to get drunk off their asses and have sex with whomever. They advocate "free love" in much the same way Scalia does. None of my business personally, but not exactly "Christian" behavior.

Despite the fundyspeak, plenty of Repukes are what they'd call them common fornicators, Jezebels, and strumpets.

This "poll" is a sack of feces. Just say, 'only a Republican gives a damn about someone else's sex life' and move on to another topic.

[Cat Atomic]

15. Dems can't just jerk-off to Fox News.

We have to find actual people to get off with. It's hard sometimes.

[TahitiNut]

17. Ask for video evidence.

:evilgrin:

[lpbk2713]

18. And here comes a typically cute Republican couple now..........

Let's have our roving reporter ask them how they feel about their sex lives.

"Excuse me...... Sir?"

[Arkana]

19. Tell him farm animals don't count.

[skypilot]

20. Just tell him that it's a lie.

If they were so satisfied with their own sex lives they wouldn't spend so much time worrying about everyone elses. I haven't read through this thread so forgive me if someone has said this already.

[ComerPerro]

21. Their wives are "satisfied" for one of three reasons:

Fear of abuse (have to say they are satisfied, or their husband will abuse them)

Xanax

or

In typical Republican fashion, they outsource everything. The women probably outsource their sexual needs to the gardner and the poolboy. Are they satisfied? Yes, but not by their husbands.



And, if the men are enjoying the sex, perhaps it is because when they are in the middle of it they are thinking about money.

[Ezlivin]

22. Starving people enjoy food more

When you ain't gettin' any, it's easier to be pleased with what comes your way.

[LoZoccolo]

23. Ask him explicit detailed questions about his sex life.

Then start saying if his wife won't do ____ or ____ then his sex life doesn't sound that interesting to you. Keep probing until he's embarassed. If you need pointers on how to do this, listen to Howard Stern when he's interviewing some model or actress.