GOD wants US to WIN the SENATE!

[Gaffey Duck]

Let's see.

Marginal FL seat?

The GOP candidate is a hypocritical trial lawyer.

"Safe" AK seat?

The GOP incumbent is an incompetent bimbo appointed by Daddy Governor.

"Safe" KY seat?

The GOP incumbent is losing his mind and has run the worst campaign in US history, claiming that his opponent's dark complexion makes him look like Saddam's sons, debating him from Washington as opposed to the propery venue in KY, and reading his opening and closing statement of a teleprompter.

"Safe" OK seat?

Let's talk about slaughtering abortion providers and "rampant lesbianism in SE Oklahoma."

Marginal SC seat?

Let's call for a ban on gay sand single pregnant women as teachers.

"Safe" IL seat? (Yes, this seat was initially safe for the Pigs.)

Popular incumbent retires, popular potential replacements fall to scandal and stupidity, GOP forced to run lunatic carpet-begger from MD.

"Safe" CO seat?

Let's run a beer magnate who alienates the religious right and who nobody else in CO takes seriously. Let's run him against a popular attorney general. Um ya.

I don't think it right to invoke His name for political gain, but just among ourselves, it is safe to say that God is on our side.

[flowomo]

1. I do.....

--god

[neoteric lefty]

2. I wouldn't be too confident

until after the Dem. candidates are declared the winners of these races. You never know what type of tricks the GOP has to help keep the Senate.

[dorktv]

3. so you heard Stu Starky's speech today too!

He is the guy running against McCain who has turned into Bush's Bleep.

[0rganism]

4. Chickens. Hatching. Do not count.

Many people vote GOP religiously -- double meaning intended. They would vote for Ted Bundy if he ran as a republican. Nothing is certain.